Family Guy (TV Series)
LASIK Instinct (2021)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Dr. Elmer Hartman
Quotes
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Lois Griffin : [after being told that she had bad eyesight] Well, what do I do about it?
Dr. Elmer Hartman : Well, I'm no doctor, but I would say you either need to get glasses or LASIK.
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Dr. Elmer Hartman : The surgery was a success, by which I mean the hospital accepted your Discover Card...
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Peter Griffin : I'm coming, balloon!
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Meg Griffin : I can't believe you've been lying! Why?
Lois Griffin : Don't you get it? I have to be blind to keep the money rolling in. Nobody's gonna be inspired by a middle-aged, cisgendered, able-bodied white woman.
Peter Griffin : [pops up out of nowhere] Or man!