Suck (2009)
Rob Stefaniuk: Joey
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Quotes
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Jennifer : Nobody likes a judge.
Joey : Yeah, nobody likes a vampire either.
Jennifer : Screw you, Joey!
Joey : Screw me? Screw me? You're out of the band, Jennifer!
Tyler : She's kind of the best thing about this band right now.
Joey : Tyler!
Tyler : I'm just saying maybe you should sleep on it.
Sam : Oh my God, you really ate beef.
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Joey : How'd you know my name?
Bartender : Oh, I can read your mind.
Joey : Wow. What am I thinking right now?
Bartender : Well, you're thinking "this bartender is crazy!"
Joey : You're good.
Bartender : You're afraid of being a loser for the rest of your life. Too late for you. Too late for the band. I would say you're 30 pounds of junk food and a retail job away from killing yourself. Just a guess.
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Hugo : She'll be here. I know women.
Joey : We're gonna miss sound check.
Sam : I hope she's okay.
Joey : She's okay. She's always okay. She just doesn't care. This is why I broke up with her.
Tyler : She dumped you.
Hugo : Yeah, for being an insensitive prick.
[Joey glares at him]
Hugo : Her words, not mine.
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Bartender : You can't go on like that.
Joey : You. I know what you are, you're a goddamn vampire!
Bartender : You say that like it's a bad thing.
Joey : You did this. All this is because of you.
Bartender : I did nothing. I was working the bar that night. You're the one that let your girlfriend go home with a vampire.
Joey : She's my ex-girlfriend ok.
Bartender : I can read your mind remember?
Joey : Piss off.
Bartender : What are you so angry about? You got your industry inside showcase gig. You seem to be the only one that's not enjoying it.
Joey : Well it's complicated.
Bartender : Hey, all you have to do is live your dream. Go rock and roll. Go kick some ass.
Joey : I will I'm just uh...
Bartender : Scared.
Joey : Yeah I'm scared alright. Ya happy?
Bartender : I am not happy. I am vampire. I'm only happy when something dies.
Joey : That's supposed to make me feel better?