American Dad! (TV Series)
Daddy Queerest (2009)
Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin
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Quotes
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Stan Smith : You mind if I come over and throw the ol' pigskin around with your dad before you tell him you're a turd burglar?
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Stan Smith : [drunk] Francine, you need to come home right now. Greg was mean to me!
Tank Bates : What're you talking about, Fruit loop She's Terry's girlfriend.
Stan Smith : No, she's not. She's my wife! Greg is Terry's boyfriend!
Tank Bates : ...What?
Stan Smith : Terry and Greg are in love! Your son is gay!
[Terry faints in an overly-cliched manner. His father, confused, catches him]
Stan Smith : See? That's not how a straight guy faints. This is how a straight guy faints!
[collapses forward and lands flat on his face]
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Francine Smith : [to Stan] How come every time we go to a party you push me in the pool!
Stan Smith : Everyone's always afraid to be the first one in the pool. You're that girl. You're the party starter.
Francine Smith : My purse tampons were floating in the water!
Stan Smith : People were impressed by how big they got.
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Greg Corbin : Your book was so inspiring, Mr. Mandela. It made me want to become journalist.
Nelson Mandela : I am so happy it spoke to you.
Stan Smith : I don't know what book he's talking about, but I love your movies. Especially "The Bucket List." Whew, it got me. It got me.
Greg Corbin : Stan, I think you're mistaken.
Stan Smith : [to Nelson Mandela] Aren't you Morgan Freeman?
Greg Corbin : This is Nelson Mandela. Why did you think I was calling him Mr. Mandela?
Stan Smith : I thought it was one of Freeman's many nicknames like Captain Morgan or Freckles.
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Stan Smith : [after Tank leaves Greg and Terry's house after he learns that Terry is gay] He's fine. He's probably just wondering how two guys can do it. He'll calm down when I explain it's like cramming together two puzzle pieces that don't quite fit.
Terry Bates : Shut up, Stan! You've done enough.
[he and Greg walk away]
Stan Smith : [to Francine] They're fine.
Francine Smith : I can't believe you!
[walks away]
Stan Smith : She's fine.