- Princess Peach: Mario, you did it! I'm saved! Thank you so much!
- Super Mario: Yes Princess, you are free. Your nightmare is over.
- Princess Peach: I'm so happy!
- Super Mario: Yes, yes. How about a kiss?
- Princess Peach: Uh, what?
- Super Mario: I said "how about a kiss", yes?
- Princess Peach: Uh, why would I do that?
- Super Mario: What? I just saved your life.
- Princess Peach: Yeah, but I don't even know you.
- Super Mario: I rescued you!
- Princess Peach: [arms crossed] I'm not kissing you.
- Super Mario: Okay. Fuck this. Fuck it.
- [to Bowser]
- Super Mario: Hey dragon, you can have her.
- [Mario walks off. Bowser jumps out of the lava, grabs Princess Peach and bites her head off]