Comedy Central Roasts (TV Series)
Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers (2009)
Whitney Cummings: Self - Roaster
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Quotes
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Whitney Cummings : Robin's fucked so many white guys, Abecrombie and Fitch took out ad space on her taint. Robin's vagina is like the first five minutes of a movie: It's never been seen by a black guy. Robin Quivers has slept with so many white guys, her hymen hasn't even broken yet. Robin's been hammered so hard, her vagina looks like Seal's face.
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Whitney Cummings : Joan, I loved you in The Wrestler. Man, look at Joan; I always wanted to know what Ivana Trump would like if she was dating Chris Brown.