Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy (TV Series)

Beavers: Assholes of the Forest (2009)

Chris Sheridan: Beaver

Quotes 

• Bird : Hey, beaver! Did you eat this tree? There was a nut, right here with my nest in it.

  Beaver : Oh, yeah, I used that wood for my steam room. Now I get to rub my nuts all over your house, bee-otch!

• Fish : Hey, beaver! What the hell are you doing in my river? I'll die with that thing there!

  Beaver : Yeah, and I'll die without a sweet-ass bachelor pad in the water. Deal with it, bro-ham.

• Deer : Hey, did you borrow my DVD of The Departed? Because it's all scratched now.

  Beaver : Hey, I did you a favor, man. Want to see a good movie? Try Rush Hour 3. Chris Tucker fucking cracks my shit up!