New Low (2010)

Adam Bowers: Wendell

Quotes 

• Vicky : I wish life was like a movie.

  Wendell : Yeah. Then it'd be over in two hours.

• Wendell : We got in this huge fight and... it's over.

  Dave : That sucks.

  Wendell : Yeah, she really let me have it, too.

  Dave : If it's any consolation, she was a giant asshole.

  Wendell : Yeah, I guess.

  Dave : What do you mean "Yeah, I guess"? You were dating Hitler, a Jewish Hitler, never thought I'd see that.

• Wendell : I just wish I was attractive enough to be in a relationship based entirely on looks.

• Vicky : Listen to you. You're a child!

  Wendell : Hey, I'm an adult. I might be terrible at it, but the law's the law.