American Dad! (TV Series)

Rapture's Delight (2009)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien

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• Roger : Ah, I love your religion - for the crazy! Virgin birth, water into wine; it's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.

• Stan Smith : I guess I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisys.

• Stan Smith : God pays twice as much attention on Christmas, like the media when a white kid goes missing.

• Stan Smith : It's raining wise men. Hallelujah.

• Roger : Ascent! You're flying now! I hope I haven't missed the part where the three Chinese guys give perfume to the star baby.

  [laughs] 

  Roger : It's like the diaries of a madman!

• Stan Smith : We can't use the open road. It's too dangerous.

  Jesus Christ : What if we journey through Sector 16?

  Stan Smith : Sector 16? The perfect man just proposed the perfect way to die.

  Jesus Christ : Fine. What about Sector 35?

  Stan Smith : Sector 35 makes Sector 16 look like Sector 48!