The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Lunar Excitation (2010)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Penny : Damn you, you rat bastard!
Leonard Hofstadter : Are you drunk?
Penny : Zack was a perfectly nice guy and then you *ruined* him!
Leonard Hofstadter : How did I ruin him?
Penny : 'Cause in the olden days I never would have known he was so stupid.
Leonard Hofstadter : Come on, he wasn't that stupid.
Penny : Yes he *was*! He thought you were going to blow up the *moon*!
Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, yeah, he's stupid
[laughs]
Penny : He spent the entire night bragging about how *he* invented the word appeteezers!
Leonard Hofstadter : [still laughing] Well, how is that my fault?
Penny : You have destroyed my ability to tolerate idiots, now come with me.
[grabs Leonard's hand and starts pulling him behind her]
Leonard Hofstadter : W-where are we going?
Penny : [shouts] We're gonna have *SEX*!
Leonard Hofstadter : Wha- I mean oh, OK.
Sheldon Cooper : [comes out of his bedroom] What's going on?
Penny : Put on your noise cancelling headphones, this is gonna get *loud*.
Sheldon Cooper : Ach, not *this* again.
[goes back into his room]
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Sheldon Cooper : FYI, my noise-cancelling headphones proved ineffective last night.
Penny : Yeah, sorry about that.
Sheldon Cooper : As a native Texan, I must say I've never heard the phrase 'yeeehaw' used in quite that context.
Penny : Oh God!
[she leaves]
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, God. That I've heard on multiple occasions.
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Zack : One question. How can you be sure it won't blow up?
Leonard Hofstadter : The laser?
Zack : The moon!
Sheldon Cooper : See, now this is a man for Penny.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's a great question, Zack!
Sheldon Cooper : No, it's not!
Penny : Sheldon, play nice.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, it's not a great question! How could someone possibly think we're going to blow up the moon? That's a great question.
Leonard Hofstadter : [to Zack] Don't worry about the moon. We... , we set our laser to stun.
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Penny : Oh, hey, Leonard.
Leonard Hofstadter : I was a perfectly happy, geeky, li'l lonely guy and you've ruined me.
Penny : Are you drunk?
Leonard Hofstadter : C'mon, we're going to have sex and it's not going to mean a thing.
[he enters her apartment but she shoves him back out]
Penny : Are you out of your mind!
[she slams the door]
Leonard Hofstadter : Really starting to think there's a double standard here.
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Penny : Look, I'm sorry. I was drunk. I was lonely. I hated Zack. Can we just forget it ever happened?
Leonard Hofstadter : No, it's pretty well imprinted on my brain. Especially the whole rodeo thing.