American Dad! (TV Series)

An Incident at Owl Creek (2010)

Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith

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Quotes 

• Hayley Smith : Can't we just go home?

  Stan Smith : If you can go back in time, have you smoked that much weed Hayley? If you see me back there, tell me don't jump in the pool! Don't jump in the pool!

• Hayley Smith : [to Stan about her swimsuit]  Dad, I'm sweating like a pig in this thing. It's humiliating.

  Stan Smith : Not to me. And show some respect. Your grandmother drowned in that bathing suit.

• Hayley Smith : [after Stan poops in Buckle and Sharri's pool]  I was in the pool when he did it. I was at Ground Zero.

  Roger the Alien : Hayley, it's not okay to use that term. I was actually at Ground Zero. I was the first one on the scene selling erotic T-shirts: "Osama Bin Sexy," "Sexy Bin Laden" and "Yo Mama Bin Farting." That last one was not erotic to everybody.