American Dad! (TV Series)

Jenny Fromdabloc (2011)

Scott Grimes: Steve Smith

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Quotes 

• Steve Smith : [In a flashback scene where Steve and his friends are young kids] 

  [to Snot] 

  Steve Smith : Hey, you shouldn't be worrying about girls for another ten years. You should be worrying about blocks and making pee-pee on the potty. Girls, this guy's worried about!

  Snot Lonstein : You're right, Steve. You're always right.

  Barry Robinson : Interesting how we've developed such a sophisticated hierarchy at this young age.

  Steve Smith : Shut up, Barry.

  Barry Robinson : I'm at the bottom.

• Steve Smith : [to Snot about Hayley]  If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure she has the herps.

  Jeff Fischer : [sticks his head out the window]  Yeah, she does.

• Steve Smith : Snot? Are you okay?

  Snot Lonstein : I almost didn't make it to school.

  Steve Smith : Oh, no, Jenny. What did she do?

  Snot Lonstein : Oh, Steve! We went to Taco King and then we rode the Ferris wheel, then we went to the beach and stayed up all night talking about our hopes and dreams. Then I fucked her! I finally did it, man. I'm not a virgin anymore.

  [Steve has a shocked look on his face] 

• Steve Smith : [to Roger]  You slut!

  Roger the Alien : I have to say, it was super relaxing being an innocent young girl for a change.

  Steve Smith : Innocent? You did it with Snot on the beach!

  Roger the Alien : Yeah, I did. Got sand all up in my Jenny dress, not to mention my gopher hole. Oop, I mentioned it.

• Steve Smith : [to Roger]  I should've known you'd take it too far.

  Roger the Alien : Yeah, you should've. You've known me for years, Steve.

• Roger the Alien : I'll tell you what's going I like Snot. He's cute and he's funny and he treats me nice. Reminds me of a young Paul Reiser.

  Steve Smith : He is nothing like a young Paul Reiser. He's Rob Morrow on his best day.

• Barry Robinson : Hey, what are we supposed to do?

  Steve Smith : Well, I guess we could...

  Barry Robinson : Not you, virgin!

• Steve Smith : [to Roger]  Do you know what time it is?

  Roger the Alien : Nope. We were having sex in the park and I totally lost track. I must have been making weird noises 'cause a bunch of cats wouldn't leave us alone. Had to throw a couple cats.

  Steve Smith : Roger, you have to stop this.

  Roger the Alien : I see. I know what's really going on here. You can't stand the fact that Snot's cool now and you're no longer king of the nerds.

  Steve Smith : That's ridiculous! I mean sure there's been an established hierarchy, but...

  [looks at the object that Roger has] 

  Steve Smith : What wh-what is that?

  Roger the Alien : Oh, this? My stress ball.

  Steve Smith : But there's a crack in it.

  Roger the Alien : Uh-huh.

  Steve Smith : Oh, my God, that's how you and Snot have been...

  Roger the Alien : Relieving stress. Because this is a stress ball. And trust me, Snot's been relieving a lot of stress into this thing.

• Principal Lewis : Hey, Steve, I'm just telling a few people, I'm making belt buckles now if you want to buy one. Check it out.

  [shows Steve one of his belt buckles] 

  Principal Lewis : He's got red eyes from smoking weed.

  Steve Smith : I really can't believe you're an educator, Brian.

  Principal Lewis : My job's mostly administrative.

• Steve Smith : [after Steve learns that his friends went to Wild West Land without him]  Last I checked, friends excursions included all of the friends. How could you come here without me?

  Snot Lonstein : Because you hate Jenny and you're jealous that I'm getting sniz on the reg.

  Steve Smith : Stop saying that!