- Hayley Smith: After we ran out of money, Jeff suggested that we prostitute ourselves. At first, Jeff was saying he was only going to do women, but then... that wasn't working out. So, long short story, Jeff's on butt rest, and we moved to the desert.
- Stan Smith: That bathroom is amazing. A gold toilet? And I can't believe you have a servant just to wipe your butt.
- Rusty: Um, I don't...
- Stan Smith: Oh, explains the attitude and why he did such a slapdash job.