Sausage Party (2016)
Salma Hayek: Teresa
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Quotes
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Teresa : I'm not a soft taco, I'm a hard horny taco.
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Teresa : [staring at Brenda] Saint Chimichanga, I promise to be a good taco...
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Brenda : First, I fell out of the cart, then I lose Frank. And now, I'm being hunted by a douche. The gods must be punishing me, don't you see? This is what I get for giving in to my disgusting urges. I'm such a whore.
Teresa : Sweet bun, I must admit I too sometimes have urges, impure thoughts. We all do.
Brenda : Oh. Oh good! Okay. Well, that actually makes me feel a little better.
Teresa : And we must never give in to them.
Brenda : Oh no. That's the opposite of what I thought you were gonna say.
Teresa : Oh, yes. The gods are always watching... Even when we cannot see them.
Brenda : Do you think it's too late for me?
Teresa : Do not worry, bun. I will get you home.
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Teresa : He's flawed... as are we all.