How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Mermaid Theory (2010)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
Quotes
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Ted Mosby : Hey guys, Zoey just told me about this great Frank Lloyd Wright retrospective, who's in?
Lily Aldrin : Sorry, I'm ummmm... I don't know, washing my hair.
Marshall Eriksen : Running the water.
Robin Scherbatsky : Holding the towel.
Barney Stinson : I'll be home trying to get over the fact that no one invited me to the big hair washing party.
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Lily Aldrin : Whenever we're alone you spend the entire time undressing me with your eyes, you even take off my shoes.
Barney Stinson : High heels chafe my shoulders.
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Lily Aldrin : Anytime a single guy hangs out with a married woman there are rules that must be followed. Rule number one...
Barney Stinson : Don't use the husband's condoms, that's just rude.
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Barney Stinson : Told yah, The Mermaid Theory, it's a thing. You owe me five hundred bucks.
Marshall Eriksen : Did we bet on this?
Barney Stinson : Let's say yes.
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Barney Stinson : [Explaining the Mermaid Theory] Mark my words, Marshall, someday you will find Iris so excruciatingly attractive you won't be able to look her directly in the boobs.