Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare (2010 Video Game)

Rob Wiethoff: John Marston

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• [Marston startles MacKenna, who is acting out a scene from his new film and mumbling to himself] 

  John Marston : You okay, mister?

  D.S. MacKenna : Ahhh! Ah, Mr. Marston! Well, I might've guessed you wouldn't have got the lurgy yet.

  John Marston : Not yet. Tryin' to help my family.

  D.S. MacKenna : Yes. Quite the hobby of yours, that.

  John Marston : Sure. Listen, any idea what the hell's goin' on here?

  D.S. MacKenna : No... but it's brilliant! Man turned against man! Kind-hearted neighbors turned into savage flesh-eating monsters!

  [he imitates a zombie's groan] 

  D.S. MacKenna : D'you see it? It'll make a FANTASTIC movie!

  John Marston : Who would enjoy that?

  D.S. MacKenna : What?

  John Marston : What kinda sick person would like that?

  D.S. MacKenna : [dramatically]  My kind sir! The lowest common denominator! My people.

  John Marston : You're gone, friend.

  D.S. MacKenna : On the contrary, sir, you misunderstand me. Come now, you're a smart fellow. Allow me to illuminate.

  [he guides Marston to a nearby tent, where a tied-up zombie is groaning and writhing] 

  D.S. MacKenna : Listen, Mr. Marston, what I need is one of those nasty buggers that spits poisonous snot on you. If, in your travels, you can find a spare one, we can make moving picture history.

  John Marston : You're worse than they are.

  D.S. MacKenna : Each to their own, Mr. Marston. But if you find the time...

  [Marston sighs in frustration and leaves; MacKenna watches him go with a knowing look]