Family Guy (TV Series)

All About Alana (2022)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin

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• Meg Griffin : [introducing herself to Alana]  I'm Meg. Don't touch my drum set or you're dead meat.

  Stewie Griffin : [narrating]  No one had ever heard of Meg's drum set before this moment.

• Lois Griffin : Oh hey, Lannie.

  Stewie Griffin : Uh-oh. She's trying to assert dominance by creating a fake nickname.

  Lois Griffin : I see you're giving a bath to The Stew Man.

  Stewie Griffin : She does it to me too.

• Brian Griffin : [Fetching a tennis ball Lois rolled all the way into the Hills' backyard]  Hey, sorry about that.

  Hank Hill : Well, looks like Lois is plenty threatened by that new girl who moved in, I tell ya what!

• Peter Griffin : Alana? What are you doing up so nipples?

• Meg Griffin : [Meg comes running into the living room with a paper in her hand]  You guys, I just found this note from Mom.

  Peter Griffin : [Taking the note, he reads]  Dear Family, I've decided to leave you all and become a lesbian.

  Meg Griffin : Wait, We can just do that?