- Meg Griffin: [introducing herself to Alana] I'm Meg. Don't touch my drum set or you're dead meat.
- Stewie Griffin: [narrating] No one had ever heard of Meg's drum set before this moment.
- Lois Griffin: Oh hey, Lannie.
- Stewie Griffin: Uh-oh. She's trying to assert dominance by creating a fake nickname.
- Lois Griffin: I see you're giving a bath to The Stew Man.
- Stewie Griffin: She does it to me too.
- Brian Griffin: [Fetching a tennis ball Lois rolled all the way into the Hills' backyard] Hey, sorry about that.
- Hank Hill: Well, looks like Lois is plenty threatened by that new girl who moved in, I tell ya what!
- Meg Griffin: [Meg comes running into the living room with a paper in her hand] You guys, I just found this note from Mom.
- Peter Griffin: [Taking the note, he reads] Dear Family, I've decided to leave you all and become a lesbian.
- Meg Griffin: Wait, We can just do that?