American Dad! (TV Series)

Toy Whorey (2012)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien

Quotes 

• Stan Smith : You're too old to be playing with toys!

  Steve Smith : What? You're never too old to play! Using your imagination's a healthy way to escape reality for a spell.

  Stan Smith : No, that's what drugs and alcohol are for.

• Stan Smith : And by the way, father of the year here. This is how I wish I lost my virginity. Not to some coked-up airhead.

  Steve Smith : Didn't you lose your virginity to Mom?

  Stan Smith : Mm-hmm.

• Stan Smith : You know who else was a cockroach? Theo Huxtable's best friend.

• Stan Smith : [Speaking to Steve]  Now son, these Mexican callgirls have seen thousands of men. So when they tell you you're the best they've ever had, it's quite a compliment.