The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Rhinitis Revelation (2011)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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• Raj Koothrappali : [Looking at a crucifix in a Catholic church]  None of our gods have abs like that.

  Howard Wolowitz : Yup... that's the last Jew who did sit-ups. And look where it got him.

• Mary Cooper : I bet your mom is really proud of you.

  Howard Wolowitz : Nope. She says if I don't back out, she's gonna go on a hunger strike. I mean it'd take years before she'd be in any kind of danger, but still...

• Howard Wolowitz : So, this spring, I get to go to the International Space Station.

  Mary Cooper : Oh, my word! A trip to the Heavens. If you ever want to live there eternally, I've got a good book you could read.

  Howard Wolowitz : Thanks, but I watch the 'Charlie Brown Christmas Special' every year, so I get the gist.

• Sheldon Cooper : You people need to stop ruining my mom's visit, with you, with your sushi and your sadness and your slutty shirts! Stop it!

  [Raj whispers to Howard] 

  Howard Wolowitz : He's not talking about your shirt. Your shirt is fine.