Grand Theft Auto V (2013 Video Game)

Jonathan Walker: Devin Weston

Quotes 

• [Part of ending C: Trevor is driving a car with Devin locked in the trunk who'd been kidnapped from his home while under the protection of Merryweather] 

  Devin Weston : You know, you're a, you're a resourceful guy getting past those trained killers. I need someone like you in my organization.

  Trevor Philips : The CEO position's going to be vacant real soon, Slick.

  Devin Weston : I've got nothing against you apart from the obvious hygiene issues. Michael caused me problems, so Michael had to go.

  Trevor Philips : You're looking at it rationally - there are people who are useful to you and people who ain't, and the people who ain't got to go. Me, I'm not rational. I don't care if you're useful or not. I feel like taking you out, Devo, so that's what I'm doing.

  Devin Weston : This is a serious offer! Work for me, you'll have everything you've ever wanted.

  Trevor Philips : All I've ever wanted is to watch you drift in and out of consciousness as you're slowly disemboweled.

  Devin Weston : Yes! Yes! That's the kind of creativity I need on my team. Come on, come on, let me out of here.

  Trevor Philips : Look, I got my own company - Trevor Philips Industries.

  Devin Weston : Oh yeah, a fellow entrepreneur. Let me buy a stake, give you money to grow.

  Trevor Philips : I don't know if you heard, but I'm kind of gold rich right now. So you got precisely nothing to offer. Prepare for the end, my friend.

• Devin Weston : Look, people used to like films. Now they like what? Videoing themselves beating off on their iFruit phones. Don't blame me.

• Devin Weston : If this car were a woman, I'd have to break my twenty-and-under rule.

• Devin Weston : Molly's highly strung. She's not gonna stop and talk it out with a deranged killer chasing after her.

  Michael De Santa : That ain't who I am... today.

• Trevor Philips : [about Devin and Molly]  I don't understand the deal between you two.

  Devin Weston : Yeah? Well I don't understand the deal between you two

  [Trevor and Michael] 

  Devin Weston : either, but you know what? Life is just one long mystery.

• Devin Weston : Devin Weston, master of the two-hour female orgasm.