[Wile E. Coyote is chasing the Road Runner on rocket powered roller skates. The Road Runner runs into a tunnel, but Wile E. crashes into the tunnel. The Road Runner holds up a sign saying "Fake tunnel", and Wile E. holds up a sign saying "No shit"]
Road Runner: Meep, meep!
[Road Runner speeds off. Wile E. is feeling sad and holds up a sign saying "What am I doing in my life?". He throws signs saying "I will catch him", "It's what I was meant to do", and "My life has a meaning" into a fire. Wile E. finds a box saying "Acme Suicide Kit", containing plastic bags and duct tape, to which he holds up a sign reading "$149?" Wile E. puts a plastic bag on his head, wraps the tape around his neck, & suffocates. At a church, the Road Runner walks sadly to the Coyote's funeral]
Road Runner: [sadly] M-meep, meep.
[Wile E. reveals that he is not dead, holds up a sign saying "Fake funeral" & kills the Road Runner by shooting him with a flame thrower. As Wile E. is eating the Road Runner, he holds up a sign saying "In case you were wondering...", then turns it around, revealing, "... yes, I have an erection."]