The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Hawking Excitation (2012)

Carol Ann Susi: Debbie Wolowitz

Quotes 

• Mrs. Wolowitz : Sheldon! I need your help!

  Sheldon Cooper : What is it now, Mrs. Wolowitz?

  Mrs. Wolowitz : It's this dress! When I put my front in, my back pops out! When I put my back in, my front pops out! It's like trying to keep two dogs in a bathtub.

  Sheldon Cooper : What do you want me to do?

  Mrs. Wolowitz : We're gonna have to work as a team! Get in here, grab a handful and start stuffing!

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm not sure how to do this.

  Mrs. Wolowitz : It's easy. Just pretend you're puttin' away a sleeping bag.

  Sheldon Cooper : Sleeping bags don't usually sweat this much, but okay.

  Mrs. Wolowitz : Now zip me up.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, if we squeeze you any tighter, you might turn into a diamond.

  Mrs. Wolowitz : You're right. Who am I kidding? You shoulda seen me when I was young, Sheldon. The fellas used to line up and bring me boxes of candy. Why did I eat it all?