American Dad! (TV Series)

American Stepdad (2012)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin

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Quotes 

• Francine Smith : Stan, I've got some terrible news.

  Stan Smith : For you or for me?

  Francine Smith : For you.

  Stan Smith : Damn.

• Stan Smith : [to Roger]  Shut it down, pack it up.

  Roger the Alien : What?

  Stan Smith : Pack up your crap. You're moving to the basement. My mom's gonna live up here from now on.

  Roger the Alien : But, Stan, this is my attic. This is my home. You can't do this.

  Stan Smith : Sorry, bro. Mom's family.

  Roger the Alien : But I'm family, too! You just called me bro!

  Stan Smith : Sorry, cuz, I was just using it as slang. Let me break it down for you, son: Family is your siblings, your kids or most importantly, people you have physically been inside either sexually or as a fetus.

• Betty Smith : [to Stan about Roger]  Who's that?

  Stan Smith : Oh, don't worry about him. That's just a nobody who lives in the basement.

  Roger the Alien : A nobody?

  [farts] 

  Roger the Alien : Who farted? Nobody!

  [runs away crying] 

• Stan Smith : [to Roger as he falls at Niagara Falls]  Why'd you let go?

  Roger the Alien : Because I don't think your mom and I are gonna be able to patch things up and I'd rather be dead than no longer a part of your family!

  Stan Smith : I was wrong, Roger. You don't have to be in my family to be my family!

  Roger the Alien : Dude, seriously? I really wish I'd known before I let go!