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Anna : I don't think you should leave tomorrow. At least stay through the weekend. Isn't the fair on Saturday?
Albert : Oh, fuck that. I'm not going to the stupid fair. Louise is gonna be there, and she's gonna be with Foy. I don't wanna put myself through that kind of fucking aggravation.
Anna : Yeah, well, I'll go with you. No better way to make your ex-girlfriend want you back more than to let her see you with another girl.
Albert : I don't know...
Anna : Especially a smoking hot girl. When she sees me, she'll be intimidated as fuck.
Albert : Oh, you're very modest, I see.
Anna : I'm a little cocky. But I got great tits.
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Anna : There is something about connecting over mutual hatred that is just so much deeper than mutual love.
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Albert : Hey, sorry I killed your husband.
Anna : Oh God, that was never gonna work out anyway. He was Methodist, I'm half Jewish.
Albert : Yeah... Are you? You are?
Anna : No.
Albert : Oh, thank God.
Anna : You're not really Arabic, are you?
Albert : No, no, no, no.
Anna : Oh, thank God, 'cause I was like,
[mimics gun to her head]
Anna : Ah, kill me.
Albert : I know, right?
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Anna : Your dick is out!
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[Albert meets Anna at the dance; she is wearing a pretty blue dress with an enormous bustle in back]
Anna : Hey.
Albert : Wow. You look amazing. And a little uncomfortable.
Anna : Oh, shit. I'm totally overdressed, aren't I?
Albert : No.
Anna : I've never done formal before. And the lady at the boutique told me to buy this and no one else is wearing this.
Albert : Who cares what... These are all fuckers. You look fantastic.
Anna : I look like Jane Austen threw up on me.
Albert : You do not look like Jane Austen threw... No, you look absolutely beautiful. You can breathe in that thing, right?
Anna : There's nothing I like more than putting on some loose, baggy clothes and just being able to relax.
Albert : Yeah, this is an end-of-the-workday outfit you have on. I'm very glad I remembered the six items I somehow require to hold up my pants.
Anna : Oh, yeah.
Albert : I like your bustle, by the way.
Anna : Oh, yeah. I really love that the most alluring fashion statement a woman can make today is to simulate a fat ass.
[She lifts up part of her dress to show Albert the iron cage underneath]
Albert : That is a simulation of a fat ass, right there. Thank you. If I were a black guy, this is the meanest trick you could ever play on me. Because I'd be like, "Oh, my God! Look! There's a fat ass. My favorite." And I'd lift it up and I'd be like, "Oh, shit, it's a big joke."