American Dad! (TV Series)

Finger Lenting Good (2013)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin

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Quotes 

• Roger : [Throwing beads at Mardi Gras]  Tremé! Etouffée! Beignet!

  [Points to Greg and Terry] 

  Roger : You're gay!

  Greg , Terry : Hooray!

• Stan Smith : [to Steve]  Weren't you supposed to quit crying for New Year's?

  Steve Smith : [while crying]  I'm sensitive! It's a desirable trait in some cultures.

  Stan Smith : In France, maybe Oh, my God! Move to France! Go the hell to France!

• Francine Smith : Stan, you were supposed to give up yelling for New Year's.

  Stan Smith : But I love yelling! It feels good and it's good for you. That's why Sam Kinison lived so long.

• Jeff Fischer : Is it such a flaw that I want to hug everyone I see?

  Stan Smith : If you're not a Special Olympian, then yes.

• Roger : Mardi Gras, bitches! I'm having a party at my bar. I got beads aplenty, so I want to see all your ta-tas! Except you, Hayley. You have the worst boobs. They're like 90% nips. Like two dark castles with tiny little moats.

• Stan Smith : Francine, maybe we'll all just give up making you happy for Lent. Would that make you happy?

• Stan Smith : [as Steve is flipping through channels on the TV]  Steve, please, kindly, please find a movie and stop flipping channels before I wring the last breath out of your very, very, very annoying body.

• Stan Smith : [yelling at Steve]  Stop flipping channels yesterday!

• Doctor : [following Mammogram]  Your breasts are full of spiders!

  Roger the Alien : That's how I like 'em!