The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Bon Voyage Reaction (2013)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Penny : Are you OK?
Raj Koothrappali : No.
Penny : I'm so sorry.
Raj Koothrappali : No... it's my fault. I finally found somebody who's right for me and I, I drove her away.
Penny : Oh, Raj.
Raj Koothrappali : Penny, I... I miss her already.
Penny : I known how you feel. I miss Leonard too.
Raj Koothrappali : What's... What is wrong with me? Why, why can't I ever have love?
Penny : You *will*.
Raj Koothrappali : No, I, I won't. I'm, I'm unlovable.
Penny : Oh, that's just the booze talking.
Raj Koothrappali : No, it's not; I haven't had a drink since last night.
[Both realize what he's said and look shocked]
Penny : You're talking to me.
Raj Koothrappali : I am.
Penny : Ahhh.
Raj Koothrappali : And now I'm crying for a whole different reason.
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Leonard Hofstadter : So, listen, Do you remember when I said the similarities of the equations of General Relativity and Hydrodynamics suggest you could find the equivalent of Unruh radiation in a large body of water?
Penny : I thought I said that to you.
Leonard Hofstadter : Anyway, Stephen Hawking's team is looking into that, and I've been invited to join them.
Penny : Wow! Hawking, good for you!
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, it is. Just, you know, I'd be gone for a while.
Penny : For how long?
Leonard Hofstadter : Three - four months.
Penny : Whoa. When would you leave?
Leonard Hofstadter : Couple weeks.
Penny : Wow. OK. Well, I'll just come visit you.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's the thing. You can't. I'll be on a ship in the North Sea.
Penny : On a ship? Aren't they afraid Hawking'll just roll overboard?
Leonard Hofstadter : He's not going to be there. He's just sending a team to research his theory.
Penny : Oh sure. Like when you send me to kill spiders in your bathtub. Well, OK. Four months.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah. And... I'm a little worried, because things between us have been *so* great, and I'd hate to do anything that screws that up.
Penny : Well, sweetie, if you're going to screw things up it's going to be while you're here, not while you're away.
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Penny : Well, here we are.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yep. Really going to miss you.
Penny : Going to miss you too.
Sheldon Cooper : Penny, we're in the red zone. The white zone is for loading and unloading. We're breaking the law.
Penny : Yeah, there's no space in the white zone, so...
Leonard Hofstadter : Anyway. We can email and I, I think the phone connections are pretty good.
Sheldon Cooper : [quickly] All right, you have to get out of the car right now. I'm not going to jail for you.
Sheldon Cooper : Would you just relax?
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, I see a space in the white zone. Quick, circle the airport!
Penny : Did you bring enough inhalers?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah.
Penny : And extra Dramamine? You remember what happened on "It's a Small World."
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, I'm covered.
Penny : OK.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, dear Lord, a police officer's glancing in our direction. We've been made.
Leonard Hofstadter : Calm down, I'm getting out. Something I want to give you.
Penny : Oh, Leonard.
Sheldon Cooper : [very quickly] It's just a heart shaped locket with a picture of Leonard's face in it he got at the mall on clearance. Now move, move, move.
Penny : I love you.
Leonard Hofstadter : I love you too.
[They kiss and embrace]
Leonard Hofstadter : Don't worry officer. They just love each other. We're not smuggling drugs.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Anyway, Stephen Hawking's team is looking into that and I've been invited to join them.
Penny : Wow Hawking, good for you!
Leonard Hofstadter : Well it is. Just... you know I'd be gone for a while.
Penny : For how long.
Leonard Hofstadter : Three - four months.
Penny : Whoa. When would you leave?
Leonard Hofstadter : A couple weeks.
Penny : Wow. OK. Well, I'll just come visit you.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's the thing. You can't. I'll be on a ship in the North Sea.
Penny : On a ship? Aren't they afraid Hawking will just roll overboard?
Leonard Hofstadter : He's not going to be there. He's just sending a team to research his theory.
Penny : Oh sure. Like when you send me to kill spiders in your bathtub. Well, OK. Four months.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, I'm a little worried because things between us have been so great. And I'd hate to do anything to screw that up.
Penny : Oh, sweetie. If you're going to do anything to screw things up, it's going to be while you're here, not while you're away.
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Leonard Hofstadter : I do have to ask you one favor.
Penny : Sure.
Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon's nervous about me leaving; just keep an eye on him while I'm gone.
Penny : Mm, I don't know. Remember what happened when I took care of your goldfish?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, flush Sheldon down the toilet and get me a new one.
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Penny : Oh, my God. Sheldon the genius is actually jealous of Leonard.
Sheldon Cooper : I am not jealous. I'm just upset that good things are happening for him and are not happening to me.
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Penny : You know, maybe she'd be more comfortable meeting a girl first.
Raj Koothrappali : Good idea. Bernadette...
Penny : What the hell?
Raj Koothrappali : Well, you're very pretty. That could be intimidating to another woman.
Penny : Oh, yeah.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Hey! You don't think I'm pretty enough to scare your girlfriend?
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : You know, one of the things that helped me get through Howard being in space for so long was getting married before he left.
Penny : [Leonard looks at Penny] Bernadette, sweetie, shut up.
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Penny : Oh, sweetie. If you're going to do anything to screw things up, it's going to be while you're here, not while you're away.
Raj Koothrappali : No.
Penny : I'm so sorry.
Raj Koothrappali : No, it's my fault. I finally find somebody who is right for me and I drove her away.
Penny : Oh. Raj.
Raj Koothrappali : Penny, I miss her already.
Penny : I known how you feel. I miss Leonard too.
Raj Koothrappali : What is wrong with me? Why can't I ever have love?
Penny : You will.
Raj Koothrappali : No. I'm unlovable.
Penny : That's just the booze talking.
Raj Koothrappali : No, no. I haven't had a drink since last night.
Penny : [Both realized what he said and look shocked] You're talking to me.
Raj Koothrappali : I am.
Penny : Ahh!
Raj Koothrappali : Now I'm crying for a whole different reason.