The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Bon Voyage Reaction (2013)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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Quotes 

• Penny : Well, here we are.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yep. Really going to miss you.

  Penny : Going to miss you too.

  Sheldon Cooper : Penny, we're in the red zone. The white zone is for loading and unloading. We're breaking the law.

  Penny : Yeah, there's no space in the white zone, so...

  Leonard Hofstadter : Anyway. We can email and I, I think the phone connections are pretty good.

  Sheldon Cooper : [quickly]  All right, you have to get out of the car right now. I'm not going to jail for you.

  Sheldon Cooper : Would you just relax?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, I see a space in the white zone. Quick, circle the airport!

  Penny : Did you bring enough inhalers?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah.

  Penny : And extra Dramamine? You remember what happened on "It's a Small World."

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, I'm covered.

  Penny : OK.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, dear Lord, a police officer's glancing in our direction. We've been made.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Calm down, I'm getting out. Something I want to give you.

  Penny : Oh, Leonard.

  Sheldon Cooper : [very quickly]  It's just a heart shaped locket with a picture of Leonard's face in it he got at the mall on clearance. Now move, move, move.

  Penny : I love you.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I love you too.

  [They kiss and embrace] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : Don't worry officer. They just love each other. We're not smuggling drugs.

• Sheldon Cooper : For the record, it did not kill me when you went to space. Monkeys went to space.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Look, I appreciate your signature blend of concern for me and incredible selfishness. If I get the chance to do this, there is nothing you can say that's going to stop me.

  Sheldon Cooper : Very well.

  [long pause] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Things between you and Penny have never been better. I hope four months apart doesn't change anything.

  [Leonard stops the car and stares at him] 

  Sheldon Cooper : I should have opened with that, huh?

• Sheldon Cooper : If Hawking's theories are correct, all he'd prove is where the universe came from, why everything exists and what its ultimate end will be. Me, I'm interested in the big questions.

• [first lines] 

  Raj Koothrappali : So anyway, last night on video-chat I spent like twenty minutes just staring into Lucy's eyes.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Sounds romantic.

  Raj Koothrappali : It was until I realized the screen had frozen. Still one of my top three dates of all time.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Are we ever going to hang out with this girl?

  Raj Koothrappali : I'd love that, but she's not really comfortable around people.

  Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, I used to be uncomfortable around people, but then I learned a trick; I pretend everyone I meet is a beloved character from Star Trek.

  Leonard Hofstadter : How's that working for you?

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, like a charm, Unnamed Crewman in a Red Shirt.

• Penny : Oh, my God. Sheldon the genius is actually jealous of Leonard.

  Sheldon Cooper : I am not jealous. I'm just upset that good things are happening for him and are not happening to me.

• Howard Wolowitz : It must have been tough for you saying that about Leonard.

  Sheldon Cooper : It was.

  Howard Wolowitz : It must have killed you when I went to space.

• Sheldon Cooper : I'm not afraid to be alone. On land. On the sea, it would be terrifying. Because of all the drowning.