Bill (I) (2015)
Laurence Rickard: Sir Francis Walsingham, Lope Lopez, Stand-Up Jester, Chatty Guard, Slightly Late Courtier, Ian, Hanging Criminal, Chicken Drumstick
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Quotes
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Molly : I hear the Spanish are hunky.
Sir Francis Walsingham : You hear wrong! Catholics can't put on muscle mass because God hates them! They've no muscle and no backbone, like snakes!
Molly : Surely snakes are all backbone.
Sir Francis Walsingham : Well, like worms then.
Molly : Oh, no, worms are all muscle.
Sir Francis Walsingham : Someone knows a lot about Catholics!
Molly : No, no, just garden creatures.
Sir Francis Walsingham : One can't be too careful, Molly. They're everywhere, you know. The Catholic threat may be sleeping now but it will soon awaken like a...
Molly : Bear?
Sir Francis Walsingham : Yes! Good! Like a non-muscular spineless bear!
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Christopher Marlowe : What are you doing in a pie?
Sir Francis Walsingham : It's a disguise. Or one might say a 'despise'. Now that works in three ways; One, it's a disguise. Two, the disguise is pie and, three, it's got the word 'spies' in it. So...
Christopher Marlowe : It's very clever
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Earl of Croydon : Now I have to write a fantastic play, or some homicidal maniac will cut my head off!
Ian : Well, report him to the Queen!
Earl of Croydon : I'm talking about the Queen!
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Sir Francis Walsingham : Will everyone please stop arriving!