Dads (TV Series)

Heckuva Job, Brownie (2013)

Martin Mull: Crawford Whittemore

Quotes 

• Crawford Whittemore : What if I told you I could corner the entire market on penguin meat?

  Warner Whittemore : Um, people eat penguin meat?

  Crawford Whittemore : [takes sandwich out of briefcase]  Here, taste this!

  Warner Whittemore : Um, no.

  Crawford Whittemore : Eli, try!

  Eli Sachs : Uh, I can't, I'm Jewish.

  Crawford Whittemore : That's okay, it's free!