The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Thanksgiving Decoupling (2013)
Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler
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Quotes
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Penny : Why are you making this such a big deal?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, I have a reason. It could be because you said yes to marrying Zack, but every time Leonard's proposed he's gotten a resounding no. That's just off the top of my head.
Penny : How do I undo this?
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm just hoping you can get a annulment which is like it never happened.
Penny : Great. Well, what do I have to do?
Amy Farrah Fowler : It's says here you can get an annulment if any of the following conditions are met. Were you unable to consummate the marriage?
Sheldon Cooper : [Sheldon laughs] Penny? Next.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Is there any evidence of fraud, bigamy, want of understanding?
Penny : Want of understanding? What does that even mean?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!
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Penny : Sheldon, you can have a nice Thanksgiving anywhere. I spent one in Vegas.
Leonard Hofstadter : You did?
Penny : Yeah. Back when I we dating Zack. It was actually more fun than I thought. We gambled, went to one of those cheesy wedding chapels. We had a really good turkey dinner which was surprising since we were at a strip club.
Leonard Hofstadter : What? You went to a chapel?
Penny : Yeah.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why?
Penny : We had one those silly fake weddings.
Leonard Hofstadter : Penny, you know those are real, right?
Penny : [laughing it off] No, they're not.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, they are.
Penny : [Looking worried] No, they're not.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, they are.
Sheldon Cooper : He's right.
Amy Farrah Fowler : They're real.
Penny : [quietly] But it didn't feel real.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Hey. Howard says that you've been making fun of him all day. Now both of you apologize right now.
Sheldon Cooper : She's so tiny! It's funny when she's mad.
Amy Farrah Fowler : All right, mister. I think you owe Howard and Bernadette an apology.
Sheldon Cooper : Perhaps you're right. I'm sorry for my behavior. I've had alcohol and it's caused me to be inappropriate.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Okay.
Howard Wolowitz : Don't worry about it.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Thank you.
Sheldon Cooper : Ain't she great?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : Now, hows about you get us a couple of beers?
[Sheldon swats Amy on the rear; she first looks shocked, then leaves smiling]
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I can't believe Penny is married to Zach.
Raj Koothrappali : Wonder what she saw in that guy?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I don't know. He's sweet, he's tall, he's handsome...
Amy Farrah Fowler : ...Broad shoulders, good hair...
Raj Koothrappali : Huh. Wonder what she sees in Leonard?
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Sheldon Cooper : Do we really need to go to Mrs. Wolowitz's home for Thanksgiving dinner?
Amy Farrah Fowler : We do, and I expect you to be on your best behavior.
Sheldon Cooper : Now I know how the African slaves felt. Being dragged from their homes to work under the yoke of the white man.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Are you honestly comparing going to Thanksgiving dinner at Mrs. Wolowitz's house to one of the worst tragedies in human history?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Thanks again for cooking.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Yeah, everything was delicious.
Raj Koothrappali : Well, I couldn't have done it without my two favorite girls...
[Bernadette and Amy beam]
Raj Koothrappali : Martha Stewart and Rachael Ray.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I know how you feel. Sheldon ignored me for a week when he got that Roomba vacuum. I kick it w he's not looking