Rick and Morty (TV Series)
Rixty Minutes (2014)
Sarah Chalke: Beth Smith
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Quotes
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Beth Smith : Oh, I get it. Now that you know you could have had it better, YOU resent ME for holding YOU back.
Jerry : Well now that we know you think the tables are turning, WE know YOU thought there were unturned tables!
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Jerry : [to Beth] All this time, you've been thinking, "What if that loser Jerry hadn't talked me out of the abortion?"
Summer Smith : Um...
Jerry : [to Beth] Well now you know: you'd be a doctor.
[circles finger]
Jerry : Whoop-dee-doo. You'd also be drinking wine, alone in a house full of exotic birds. And I'd be on DiCaprio's yacht -
[holds up device]
Jerry : banging Kristen Stewart!
Summer Smith : You thought about getting an abortion?
Beth Smith : Everyone thinks about it. Obviously, I'm the version of me that didn't do it. So you're welcome.
Jerry : Yeah, you're welcome.
Summer Smith : Yeah, thank you guys so much. It's a real treat to be raised by parents that forced themselves to be together instead of being happy.