The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Indecision Amalgamation (2014)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Quick poll! PS4 or Xbox One? Raj?
Raj Koothrappali : Uh, Xbox One.
Sheldon Cooper : Penny!
Penny : Huh?
Sheldon Cooper : Leonard!
Leonard Hofstadter : PS4.
Sheldon Cooper : Wolowitz!
Howard Wolowitz : They're both great.
Sheldon Cooper : Bernadette!
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I like the Wii.
Sheldon Cooper : Thanks, grandma.
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Raj Koothrappali : Penny, two of the brightest stars in the night sky are Altair and Vega. And it is said they were deeply in love, but forever separated by the celestial river of the Milky Way.
Penny : Oh, that's sad.
Raj Koothrappali : It is. But once a year on the seventh day of the seventh month, Vega cries so hard that all the magpies of the world fly up and create a bridge with their wings so the two lovers can be together for single night of passion.
[Penny sighs]
Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, that's enough!
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Leonard Hofstadter : So, you gonna see her again?
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, we have plans this weekend. And if it's a clear night, I'm gonna lay some romantic astronomy on her.
Penny : Okay, like what? Show me.
Raj Koothrappali : I can't do that to Leonard. This is some powerful panty-dropping stuff.
Leonard Hofstadter : You have my blessing. Go for it.
Raj Koothrappali : Okay.
[clears throat]
Raj Koothrappali : Penny, two of the brightest stars in the night sky are Altair and Vega. And it is said they were deeply in love but forever separated by the celestial river of the Milky Way... But once a year, on the seventh day of the seventh month, Vega cries so hard that all the magpies in the world fly up and create a bridge with their wings so the two lovers can be together for a single night of passion.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Oh. How you're audition go?
Penny : I killed it. I was able to cry real tears on the spot.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, that's great.
Penny : Next time I get pulled over for a speeding ticket, here comes the waterworks.
Sheldon Cooper : [Running away] Here comes the waterworks!
Leonard Hofstadter : Aren't you going to ask?
Penny : What? Is this my first day?
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Penny : Sometimes I feel like I can control the killer gorilla instinct inside of me, but then I see these bananas and then I want to eat them and then kill people. What am I gonna do?
Leonard Hofstadter : For one thing, I wouldn't eat those bananas.
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Wil Wheaton : I was in "Stand by Me" when I was a kid, and it was a huge success. The terrible movies I did came after that. Imagine how that feels.
Leonard Hofstadter : Sounds rough.
Wil Wheaton : I'm telling you, this business is brutal. To this day, I hate going on auditions. Okay, I walk in, and I can just feel them thinking, "He was such a cute kid. What happened to him?" And then I don't get the job, and I can never find out why. Honestly, I get so depressed, there are entire weeks that I can't even get out of bed.
Penny : Okay, this was helpful.
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm employing the work of Dutch researcher Mirjam Tuk, who found that people with full bladders make better decisions.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why did I pee before I decided to move in here?
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Raj Koothrappali : What if one of them asks me what I was up to the night before and I was with the other one. Then what, do I lie?
Bernadette Rostenkowski , Howard Wolowitz : Yes.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : What do you mean, yes?
Leonard Hofstadter : What do *you* mean, yes?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Were you seeing other women when we started dating?
Howard Wolowitz : No. Were you seeing other men?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : No.
Leonard Hofstadter : Were you seeing other men?
Penny : No.
Leonard Hofstadter : Aren't you going to ask me?
Penny : Come on, really?
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Penny : Okay, look here, page 58. I oil-wrestle an orangutan in a bikini.
Leonard Hofstadter : Just to clarify, which one of you is wearing the bikini?
Penny : Both of us.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Does it at least pay well?
Penny : Less than what I was making at the Cheesecake Factory.
Leonard Hofstadter : What does your agent think?
Penny : She's thinking of taking a job at the Cheesecake Factory.
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Leonard Hofstadter : I know it's a stupid question, but why are you being stupid?