The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Gorilla Dissolution (2014)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Penny : There's no reason why I shouldn't be the best bisexual go-go dancer slowly transforming into a killer gorilla that anyone has ever seen.
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know. The bisexual killer gorilla go-go dancer in "Schindler's List" is tough to beat.
Sheldon Cooper : It's funny, because a killer gorilla go-go dancer of any sexual orientation would be out of place in a movie about the Holocaust.
Leonard Hofstadter : It only gets funnier when you explain it.
Sheldon Cooper : I know.
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Sheldon Cooper : I know let's go see the new Spiderman movie.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, we're talking about your friend's mother. She got hurt.
Sheldon Cooper : I thought that subject had run its course so I changed it. It's called reading the room, Amy.
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry. I don't have all the ingredients to make chai tea.
Raj Koothrappali : You don't have to make me anything.
Sheldon Cooper : No, I do. You're upset about Emily and you're Indian. I need to make you chai tea. I have all the ingredients except cardamom seeds. You happen to have any on you?
Raj Koothrappali : Sorry, I left them in my turban.
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Raj Koothrappali : Aren't you going to get 3-D glasses?
Sheldon Cooper : I brought my own. No sense risking bridge-of-nose herpes.
Raj Koothrappali : Is that a thing?
Sheldon Cooper : Until they make a nose condom, I'm not going to find out.
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Sheldon Cooper : Well, good night.
Raj Koothrappali : Don't send me home. I can't be alone right now.
Sheldon Cooper : That's your problem. You can't be alone.