- Jerry Ortega: Oh good. I'm glad you're all here. I got some more intel on that drone you're looking for. But first, a disclaimer. Whatever I share with you today is in no way connected to me, my family or anyone I know. I am strictly here on a tour of the palace, nothing more. Any attempt to associate me with the information I am about to share will be vehemently denied by myself and the attorney I will retain. Are we understood?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Do we- do we- should we sign something? Everybody? Or, is get on with it- will that suffice? Jerry.
- Jerry Ortega: [to Kono, who's just drawn her weapon on him when he enters Five-0 headquarters operating a drone] Whoa, Sarah Connor! I come in peace.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: This is so stupid. This is so stupid! Okay?
- Steve McGarrett: What?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: It's stupid. What? What? I'm chum. Okay? My life has been reduced to a piece of chum. Thank you.
- Steve McGarrett: It's taking off.
- [Referring to the plane with the bad guys in it trying to escape]
- Lou Grover: No way we're gonna stop that now.
- Jerry Ortega: [Drone flies over Lou's and Danny's cars in pursuit of plane] Relax, partners, I got this.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Jerry, what are you doing?
- Jerry Ortega: Feeling the force. Just like Skywalker on the trench run. Hang on.
- [the drone explodes at the plane, forcing it to crash to a stop]
- Jerry Ortega: Yeah!
- Steve McGarrett: Son of a bitch. He really did it.
- Steve McGarrett: [Danny and Steve in car being chased by drone] Lou, where are you?
- Lou Grover: Right behind you.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: All right, come on, Jerry. It's your turn.
- Lou Grover: This thing is gonna work, isn't it.
- Jerry Ortega: Theoretically.
- [Operating remote control unit]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: No, no, no. Wrong answer, Jerry. Wrong answer.
- Jerry Ortega: Okay, okay. It's gonna work.
- [Whispers]
- Jerry Ortega: I think.
- Jerry Ortega: I got a lock on its signal. She's mine.
- Lou Grover: You got it.
- Jerry Ortega: All right! One nasty killing machine down for the count.
- Chin Ho Kelly: [Voice from Five-0 headquarters via radio] Nice one.
- Jerry Ortega: [Lou let's Jerry out to check on drone] Go, go. Stop that plane. I got this.
- Chin Ho Kelly: Jerry, check the transmission log. It'll tell us where the pilot's operating from.
- Jerry Ortega: Copy, copy.
- Chin Ho Kelly: One will suffice.
- Jerry Ortega: Copy.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Go ahead. That should cover it, go ahead.
- Jerry Ortega: Not so fast, Donald Trump.
- Lou Grover: [the Five-O team is accompanying McGarrett as he sits in a wheel chair being pushed by Danny, leaving the hospital after being shot] You know, you oughta look into whether they got some kind of a loyalty program. Like they'll give you a card, then every fifth bullet extraction is free. Heh heh.
- Dr. Max Bergman: Well, I'm certain that such a program doesn't exist, Captain.
- Chin Ho Kelly: I believe he was joking, Max.
- Dr. Max Bergman: Ah. I can see how that was an attempt at humor.
- Lou Grover: Oh, keep it up, wise guy. You might see an attempt at murder.
- Kono Kalakaua: Lou, he wasn't being rude. He's just Max. And you'll learn that.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: You know, that reminds me, Max. It's been killing me all day. What did you tell your new protégé about me?
- Dr. Max Bergman: I beg your pardon?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: You said you gave her a head's up. Head's up about what? What did you say?
- Dr. Max Bergman: Ah, yes. I just explained to Dr. Shaw that Commander McGarrett is the leader of Five-O and that you're his deeply cynical, misanthropic, short-tempered partner.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: What?
- Lou Grover: You know, I think I see what you mean about him.
- Dr. Max Bergman: Now, Dr. Shaw agreed with my assessment. However, she did think you were cute.
- Steve McGarrett: Hey!
- [Lifts his right fist for a bump with Danny]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Aha! Well, she's got a point, right? I can live with that.
- Kamekona: [Kamekona and Flippa come around the corner to present Steve with a shrimp meal and Get Well balloons] What? Brother, I thought you were shot!
- Steve McGarrett: I was. In my thigh.
- Flippa: Your thigh. That don't count.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: For you? No, for you, it would not.
- Kamekona: I though you was down for the count. I brought you some garlic shrimp and some balloons.
- [Pan to silver balloon that says, Get Bettah, and a yellow one with Kamekona's face on it]
- Steve McGarrett: Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you. Maybe next time, they can hit a vital organ.
- [Steve grabs the bag of food and balloon ribbons in consternation]
- Kamekona: We be back.
- Jerry Ortega: [Jerry is standing at his bright green van, holding crutches for Steve] Your chariot awaits, brave warrior.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: All right.
- Steve McGarrett: Thanks, Jerry.
- [Steve grabs the crutches and Jerry holds the bag of food and balloons as Steve gets into the back seat]