American Dad! (TV Series)

Blagsnarst, a Love Story (2014)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien

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Quotes 

• Roger the Alien : [while clinging to Francine]  Hugs, not drugs. That's what I say. I'm also on drugs.

• Roger the Alien : [while in the bathtub with Hayley]  Baths are so great 'cause the toilet's right there, you know? No stress.

• Francine Smith : Roger, I'm glad you're not straddling me anymore, but you're ruining your Build-A-Bear.

  Roger the Alien : Hey, if he doesn't like it, he can say something. That's why I gave him three mouths. Well, that's not why.

  [laughs] 

• Roger the Alien : Um, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take Qurchhhh upstairs and

  [makes a spit sound] 

  Roger the Alien : all over her.

• Roger the Alien : [to Klaus]  Oh, geez. So you were in here last night?

  Klaus : I tried to look away, but I couldn't. It was so horrible. Like looking at the ass of God.

• Qurchhhh : [to Roger]  I know I need a disguise, but won't it look strange, you checking into a romantic B&B with your dog?

  Roger the Alien : Well, if anyone asks, I'll just explain that I'm banging my dog. That should stop the questions.