Family Guy (TV Series)
Once Bitten (2015)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker
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Quotes
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Brian Griffin : [after Peter tries to get him to take the suppository] Peter, get away from my ass!
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Peter Griffin : Lois, can you pour my juice? I can't lift my arm.
Lois Griffin : I still can't believe Brian bit you. It just doesn't seem like him.
Stewie Griffin : Oh, because you know him so well...! Shut your faaaaaaace.
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Brian Griffin : Hey, no, no.
Peter Griffin : No, no, Brian. No, no. You win. You win. I quit. It's your liver; you do whatever you want.
Brian Griffin : Yes, it *is* my liver, and I don't want to take that pill.
Peter Griffin : Fine. We're both in agreement. So let's just both watch TV. And nothing else
Brian Griffin : Sounds good to me.
Peter Griffin : I'm glad you think it sounds good.
[sighs]
Peter Griffin : It's nice to watch TV when you have nothing else to do, isn't it?
Brian Griffin : Yeah.
Peter Griffin : [forcing Brian to take the suppository] Get over here, you idiot!
[grabs Brian]
Brian Griffin : [struggles to get free] Peter! What the hell?
Peter Griffin : I'm still in charge of you!
Brian Griffin : Get away from me! I'm a human!
Peter Griffin : This is for *your* benefit, so just go limp and take it!
Brian Griffin : You touch my ass, I swear to God I'll kill ya !
[Peter inserts the suppository, Brian screams, growls then bites peter]
Peter Griffin : [screams] Wha... What the hell?
[surveys Bloodied arm]
Peter Griffin : You... you bit me!
Brian Griffin : You're damn right I did! And I'll do it again if you don't stay the hell away from my ass!
Peter Griffin : But, Brian, the vet said...
[growls, Peter gasps and runs away]
Brian Griffin : [empowered, tail wagging] Wow, where did that come from? I feel more powerful than a lesbian's crotch.
Valet : [cut away to Lesbian biker outside a building] Ooh, sorry, ma'am, we don't valet motorcycles.
Lesbian Biker : Don't need to!
[carries bike with crotch]
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Stewie Griffin : Yes, looks like someone's gone after him with a wHip.
Brian Griffin : [in a submissive voice] That's a perfectly valid way of saying that.