Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)
Hanna Alström: Princess Tilde
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Quotes
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Princess Tilde : Well, if you save the world, you know what that means.
Eggsy : [Knowing smile] Yeah, all right.
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[Eggsy emerges out of the sewers back to his house]
Eggsy : Babe! I'm home!
Princess Tilde : I'm here.
[Princess Tilde sees Eggsy all covered in raw sewage]
Princess Tilde : What the hell happened?
Eggsy : [approaching Princess Tilde] It's a long story that deserves a kiss.
Princess Tilde : [backing up] Not even JB would kiss you right now.
[JB looks at Eggsy, then tilts his head to the floor]
Eggsy : If you really love me, just one little kiss.
[pause, then Princess Tilde closes her eyes and prepares to kiss Eggsy. He suddenly backs up]
Eggsy : You were really gonna do it?
Princess Tilde : Yeah.
Eggsy : Now that is true love right there. Amazing. I'm gonna go get changed.
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[Eggsy prepares to leave the house]
Princess Tilde : Eggsy, I hope you're hungry.
[Eggsy sees that Princess Tilde has prepared breakfast]
Eggsy : Oh, babe, I was gonna grab breakfast at work. This looks lovely, but I'm running late.
Princess Tilde : I just thought maybe we could practice? For tonight.
Eggsy : Practice?
Princess Tilde : Mm-hmm.
Eggsy : Eating?
Princess Tilde : You said you've never eaten at a palace before. And Pappa is sort of picky about table manners.
Eggsy : Well, as it happens, babe, I've got this shit on lock. I know what every single one of them knives and forks is for.
[Eggsy recalls his dining etiquette training with Harry]
Harry Hart : This is a butter knife. It's the only one you need to remember; the rest of the cutlery is easy. You start from the outside, and you work your way in with each course.
[Harry notices the way Eggsy is holding the knife]
Harry Hart : And never let anyone describe you as 'H.K.L.P.'
Eggsy : What is that?
Harry Hart : 'Holds knife like pen.' A habit erroneously described to be upper class dining etiquette.
[shows the proper way to hold the knife]
Harry Hart : It is quite the opposite.
[Harry points at the glasses]
Harry Hart : White wine, pudding wine, red wine, water, and pop. Or whatever tipple takes your fancy.
[Harry opens the soup bowl. Eggsy pours some soup on his bowl]
Eggsy : Am I supposed to wait for everyone else to be served before I start eating?
Harry Hart : Only if the dish being served is cold, or if the Queen is present. Otherwise, tuck in.
[back to present]
Eggsy : Got to be honest... never really thought that royalty bit would be relevant. Harry would've been chuffed.
Princess Tilde : Oh. I wish I could've met him.
[pause, before Eggsy turns around to face Harry's preserved dog]
Eggsy : You miss him too, don't you, Mr. Pickle? Mmm?
[pause, then Eggsy turns back to Princess Tilde]
Eggsy : Mr. Pickle says, 'Yeah'.
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[JB barks while scratching a door in Eggsy's house]
Brandon : Come on, JB. Give it a rest, mate. Stop scratching the door. I'm gonna get the blame now.
[Brandon opens the door]
Brandon : There you are. Happy?
[as JB goes to his bed, Brandon notices the study room decorated with only three front cover pages of The Sun. He sits down on the desk]
Brandon : With the decks and all that.
[Brandon presses a button on the DJ mixer, which opens a secret weapons compartment on the wall]
Brandon : Shit, boy! What the...
[Brandon gets up and looks at the weapons and accessories. He gets a pair of glasses and a cigarette lighter before returning to the desk and putting on the glasses]
Brandon : Do you reckon, JB, model material?
[the glasses activate, showing Brandon the live feed on Eggsy's dinner with the Swedish Royal Family]
The King of Sweden : I must say, you're really not as I expected.
Eggsy : Well, thank you very much, Your Majesty.
Brandon : Eggsy, is that you, mate? What the fuck is going on here? You a gangster now or something? Fucking hell. Is that Tilde's mom and dad's house? Tell you what, whatever you're doing, I want in.
[Brandon gets a cigarette and opens the lighter, unknowingly activating the grenade charge. Eggsy warns Brandon, unaware that he's also pointing at the King]
Eggsy : Put it down!
[confused look in the King's face]
The King of Sweden : Why?
[meanwhile, Brandon wonders why the lighter is beeping and blinking red]
Brandon : What's this?
Eggsy : I said, put it down now!
The King of Sweden : What's wrong with it?
Eggsy : Shut it! Fucking shut it!
Princess Tilde : Eggsy.
The Queen of Sweden : I beg your pardon.
Eggsy : Shut it! Shut it now!
[Brandon closes the lighter]
Brandon : All right, mate. Chill your boots.
Princess Tilde : Eggsy, what...
[Eggsy realizes the confusion caused by his online argument]
Eggsy : Oh, no. Oh my God, no. I'm so sorry.
[JB starts to bark all of a sudden]
Brandon : You shut up and all. You got me in enough trouble.
[JB continues to bark until a missile suddenly hits the house, to the shock in Eggsy's face]
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[Eggsy calls Princess Tilde on FaceTime]
Princess Tilde : Hey.
Eggsy : Hi, babe. Uh, bit of a nightmare. I've got to sleep with a target, but I won't do it unless you agree that it's all right.
Princess Tilde : You've got to be fucking kidding. What was I? Target practice?
Eggsy : Babe, surely it's better that I'm honest with you rather than me doing it and not telling you. Kind of got a bit of a 'save the world' situation here.
Princess Tilde : How the fuck is screwing someone gonna save the world?
Eggsy : Well, it's a bit complicated, but trust me, I would not be doing it if I didn't have to.
[pause]
Eggsy : Babe, please believe me. I love you. You are the person I wanna spend the rest of my life with.
Princess Tilde : Is that a proposal?
[nervous look on Eggsy's face]
Eggsy : Um...
Princess Tilde : Because I think I'd give you my permission. Having that security, knowing that we were committed, in that context, yeah. Yeah, I'd feel different.
Eggsy : Right. Well, I mean... I want to be with you. But being a public figure, babe, like a prince... it's a bit of a factor, you know, what with my job and stuff.
[Princess Tilde turns away]
Eggsy : Oh, no, no, no, come on. Okay. Uh, look, we need to talk about this properly. Just give me five minutes, okay?
Princess Tilde : Don't put yourself down, Eggsy. I'm sure you can last longer than that.