- Lois Griffin: [to Brian] Why would you visit Bonnie's Facebook page?
- Meg Griffin: Because she's a fucking smoke show!
- Chris Griffin: Taylor, this is our sister, Meg and our dog, Brian.
- Taylor Swift: Nice to meet you both.
- Meg Griffin: [crosses arms] We're not all so impressed. I've met Dan Aykroyd.
- Brian Griffin: I'm sorry, uh, which cast member of "Hee Haw" are you?
- Stewie Griffin: [runs up to Meg and Brian and starts hitting Brian with a tape measure] WILL YOU BE NICE?
- Chris Griffin: [Chris, Brian and Stewie appear in Taylor Swift's house] Hi, Taylor.
- Taylor Swift: Chris? What are you guys doing here?
- Chris Griffin: I wanted to talk to you.
- Stewie Griffin: Your house is way nicer than Anne Murray's. We broke in there too.
- Stewie Griffin: [to Chris] You've just gotta do what Taylor Swift does and shake it off.
- Chris Griffin: Who's Taylor Swift?
- Stewie Griffin: [pauses in shock] Oh my God! Am I about to introduce you to Taylor Swift?
- Chris Griffin: What is she, a singer?
- Stewie Griffin: She's much more than a singer, Chris. She's... she's... she's the queen! A goddess! A gazelle in a high-waisted swimsuit!