The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Military Miniaturization (2016)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : Maybe before our meeting we should talk to a lawyer?
Leonard Hofstadter : It's not a bad idea.
Raj Koothrappali : Hey, you must have someone in your family that's a lawyer.
Howard Wolowitz : Why? Because I'm Jewish? Like me saying "Hey, you're Indian! Doesn't your cousin work in a call center?"
Raj Koothrappali : My cousin does work in a call center.
Howard Wolowitz : And my cousin's a lawyer.
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Sheldon Cooper : I never realized this building was classified.
Howard Wolowitz : Maybe that's because it's classified.
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Howard Wolowitz : I need to make as much as my wife so I don't have to try so hard in bed.
Leonard Hofstadter : You do that too?
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, yeah, how do you think I stay this thin?
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Howard Wolowitz : You should know we're a little concerned about this being used in weapons.
Colonel Richard Williams : Oh, well, let me put your mind at ease; what we use it for is none of your business.
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know how I feel about this.
Colonel Richard Williams : Look, guys, it's just a guidance system; it's no like you're handing us the Death Star from Star Trek.
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Sheldon Cooper : I think we are losing sight of the real issue. We are on the precipice of becoming faceless cogs in the military-industrial complex. Isn't that exciting?
Howard Wolowitz : You're kidding, right?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, not at all. In Star Wars, when the Stormtroopers would march in perfect formation harassing civilians, didn't you ever think "Hey, that could be me"?
Howard Wolowitz : Sheldon, we could be contributing to a weapon system that oppresses mankind for the next thousand years.
Sheldon Cooper : Okay, Howard's on board. What do you think, Leonard?
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[last lines]
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, guys, hold me upside down.
[Sheldon and Leonard hold him head down in front of the optic scanner]
Computer : Howard Wolowitz. Access granted.
Howard Wolowitz , Leonard Hofstadter , Sheldon Cooper : Yaaaay!