Untogether (2018)

Billy Crystal: David

Quotes 

• David : You're gonna make a lot of mistakes in your life. I don't wanna be one of them.

• David : Can Siri Google your soul?

• Tara : Yes, I do a toner, and then I do a microderm abraison, and then I take a sword and I sacrifice you to a vengeful lord. Just kidding. God steps in and saves you at the end.

  [changes topic abruptly] 

  Tara : So, what do you do?

  David : I'm a rabbi.