City Slickers in Westworld (2017 Video)

Billy Crystal: Mitch Robbins

Quotes 

• Ashley Stubbs : I'm resetting your annoyance levels and doubling your tolerances for Phil. So, Mitchy the Kid, you should be good to go.

  Mitch Robbins : Thank you, other Hemsworth brother.

  Ashley Stubbs : [inputs "FACE SLAP" command, causing Mitch to slap himself in the face]  Never gets old.

• Clementine Pennyfeather : You guys are cute.

  Mitch Robbins : Hi, I'm Mitch.

  Clementine Pennyfeather : I'm Clementine. Not much of a rind on you. I'll give you a discount.

  Mitch Robbins : How much?

  Clementine Pennyfeather : It's five dollars for an hour. It's four if you bathe first.

  Mitch Robbins : Does it have to be an hour all at once? Can it spread out over, like, a month? Or two?

  Clementine Pennyfeather : We'll work something out.

  Mitch Robbins : Oh good! Okay!

• Ashley Stubbs : Do you know where you are?

  Mitch Robbins : Uh, the waiting room of the CIA? Or the waiting room at CAA? This place has less privacy than Trump Tower.

• Phil Berquist : What is the One Thing?

  Mitch Robbins : The One Thing is this!

  [pulls out a revolver and shoots Phil] 

  Ashley Stubbs : Freeze all motor functions!

  [both Mitch and Phil freeze for a couple seconds] 

  Phil Berquist : So the secret of life is shooting me?

• Phil Berquist : Why is everybody naked?

  Clementine Pennyfeather : 'Cause all the hosts are naked. Why aren't you guys naked?

  Mitch Robbins : Um, because it's in HD.

  Phil Berquist : Moobs.