Roseanne (TV Series)

Eggs Over, Not Easy (2018)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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• Roseanne Conner : I should've gone with you to the doctor.

  Becky Conner-Healy : It wouldn't have changed anything, I can't have kids.

  Roseanne Conner : Well, maybe the doctor's wrong. I had a kid in my 40s. It usually happens when you're least expecting and least prepared. Hell, all my pregnancies were like that. Well, one I wanted.

  Becky Conner-Healy : Which one was that?

  Roseanne Conner : You.

• Roseanne Conner : Dan, did you know if you go on the Internet you can find everybody's addresses and their phone numbers?

  Dan Conner : No, but I know if you're looking for an online job, DON'T go to FantasyPosition.com. Those people are working but it ain't a job.

• Jackie Harris : Don't get mad, I took Becky to the fertility clinic, but it's all right, she's not going through with it anymore.

  Roseanne Conner : That's great, how'd you talk her out of it?

  Jackie Harris : I didn't, the doctor did. He said her eggs are too old.

  Roseanne Conner : That's great! How'd you get him to say that?

  Jackie Harris : I didn't. It's true. He says her chances of having a baby are slim to none

• Roseanne Conner : [Armani walks up to her]  No! I am not giving your organization any money, I am tired of seeing your ads on TV, you're ruining my snack time!