- Jerome: [on his mom] I love her so much. Look at her.
- [shows a portrait inside of his bar]
- Jerome: So beautiful. And there's no one to take care of her. So unfortunately I'll be gone for a while. I gotta close this place for a month.
- Glenn Quagmire: A *month*?
- Joe Swanson: I wish it was February 'cause you know... That's the shortest month.
- Peter Griffin: Nice one, Joe. You're on the board.
- Brian Griffin: All right, fine. Guess I'm not the first person to cave in to family pressure. Like Stephen Baldwin.
- Stephen Baldwin's mom: [cut to Stephen and his mom] Why aren't you a bloated alcoholic yet?
- Stephen Baldwin: I'M SORRY, MA!
- Brian Griffin: I can't believe I might die like this. I always thought I'd go the way all dogs dream about: slowly, and at great inconvenience to my owners.
- Peter Griffin: [Bar destroyed by Bull] What are we gonna do?
- Glen Quagmire: Yeah. If Jerome sees that painting, he's gonna *kill* us!
- Peter Griffin: Don't worry, guys. He's got another one over there.
- [Points off-camera]
- Cleveland: Peter, That's Bruno Mars.
- Peter Griffin: Bruno Mars? Who's She?
- Cleveland: She's a man. And she's not even Black. He's a beautiful, mixed-up Tomorrow Person