Family Guy (TV Series)

Dead Dog Walking (2018)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Dr. Elmer Hartman

Quotes 

• Stewie Griffin : Boy, this really is a high school party. Complete with a popular kid who's clearly going to die in a car accident tonight.

  Friend : Hey Jagger, can you help out at the soup kitchen tomorrow afternoon?

  Jagger : Sure. I should be alive then.

  Stewie Griffin : Yeah, he gone.

• Lois Griffin : Oh Meg, you have to babysit for Stewie Saturday.

  Meg Griffin : Nope.

  Lois Griffin : Okay Chris, you have to do it.

  Chris Griffin : What? That's not fair, I have a party to go to.

  Lois Griffin : Sorry. Meg found pictures of your father on our computer and she's blackmailing us. She can do what she wants 'til we get some dirt on her.

  Peter Griffin : [downtrodden]  I didn't know it was supposed to be hard before I took the picture.

• Peter Griffin : This is the spot, Brian. A place just for married guys like you and me.

  Brian Griffin : "Husband's Resturant"? I've never seen this place before, is it new?

  Peter Griffin : Nope. Been here for 30 years. You just can't see it until you get married. Watch, take your ring off.

  [the resturant disappears and it's revealed to be a DMV] 

  Brian Griffin : Wow.

  Peter Griffin : Wearing the ring also makes you wear giant khaki shorts with a belt and a lot of keys rattling around in the pockets.

  Brian Griffin : [Brian puts the ring back on, the resturants reappears and he's given new clothing. He takes the rattling keys out]  You're right. What are all these keys *for*?

  Peter Griffin : A series of sheds. I got a lot of sheds back home.

  Brian Griffin : Oh. You have more than one shed?

  Peter Griffin : 'fcourse. You always need an extra shed. I've even got one shed that just has an extra shed in it.

  Husband : You guys talkin' about sheds?

  Peter Griffin : Hell yes, I love my sheds!

  Husband : Me too!

  Husband 2 : High-five on sheds!

  Husband 3 : SHEDS!

  Peter Griffin : [Peter along with a lot of other husbands start saying "sheds" in unison like a bunch of sheep]