Nothing, really.
The comparisons to James Bond should end at the fast cars and fast women. James Bond would eat this guy for breakfast and still have room for a stack of pancakes. "Diabolik" stinks.
He's supposed to be the world's greatest thief, right? Well, it helps that the cops are idiots. In the opening sequence, Diabolik gasses a car, then steals it while the cops are gasping for air. Uh... if your car is gas-bombed, why are you getting OUT guys? The air inside was breathable!
Then, of course, there's the moral issue. Okay, I've cheered for the bad guy before, but I can't cheer for Diabolik. He's got a secret lair that has to have cost millions on its own. So he was either rich to begin with, or has stolen way more than he needs to have a fabulous lifestyle already. I enjoy escapist fantasy as much as the next guy, but Diabolik starts where most of us can't even dream of ending. The rest is just rubbing our noses in it. Remember, this is why people criticize Bill Gates. Diabolik might be flashier, but who ISN'T?
And whose lame-ass idea of a prank is laughing gas at a press conference? Maybe he's the world's greatest thief, but he's still in third grade? Like I said, he's no James Bond.
I'd rather re-watch "Vampirella" than sit through this yawner again.
The comparisons to James Bond should end at the fast cars and fast women. James Bond would eat this guy for breakfast and still have room for a stack of pancakes. "Diabolik" stinks.
He's supposed to be the world's greatest thief, right? Well, it helps that the cops are idiots. In the opening sequence, Diabolik gasses a car, then steals it while the cops are gasping for air. Uh... if your car is gas-bombed, why are you getting OUT guys? The air inside was breathable!
Then, of course, there's the moral issue. Okay, I've cheered for the bad guy before, but I can't cheer for Diabolik. He's got a secret lair that has to have cost millions on its own. So he was either rich to begin with, or has stolen way more than he needs to have a fabulous lifestyle already. I enjoy escapist fantasy as much as the next guy, but Diabolik starts where most of us can't even dream of ending. The rest is just rubbing our noses in it. Remember, this is why people criticize Bill Gates. Diabolik might be flashier, but who ISN'T?
And whose lame-ass idea of a prank is laughing gas at a press conference? Maybe he's the world's greatest thief, but he's still in third grade? Like I said, he's no James Bond.
I'd rather re-watch "Vampirella" than sit through this yawner again.
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