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bad_karma1000
You've made promises you have never kept in the past. Why would this time be any different? Oh that's right! It won't!
"Bleed, the anonymous son of a loser Fireman who never made it in Hollywood seems bitter about that fact. I'm sorry it doesn't work out for everyone buddy".
Yawn. When have I ever said that I had career aspirations in Hollywood?
Never. So how does your pitiful excuse for an insult count?
It doesn't. When are you going to learn shunter that your assumptions are worthless because they are just that, assumptions. No concrete evidence of any kind. We have always assumed you were a loser nobody in hollywood that would occasionally get work as an uncredited extra. And I admit, we were wrong. You don't occasionally get work, you HARDLY ever do. So you see? Our assumptions were wrong to.
So again, never said I had aspirations to be in the "biz" and I never said I didn't. As for whether I have failed in life or not, we'll leave that for the future to decide since I am at least 15 years (or more) younger than yourself
(Of course I'm guessing you are around the age range of 35-40) and seem to already be going further than you.
"By the way, is your girlfriend the one I knocked up outside a porta-potty on that set? Well it could have been sister?".
Afraid not spy. My girlfriend would never be caught dead with an overweight slob, with big creepy looking eyebrows, such as yourself. And her sister never leaves colorado unless she comes down to visit.
Not that I take your comment above seriously but I found it amusing enough to answer it...
"I challenge you bleed once again, to a personal confrontation. We need to settle this like men".
You made a challenge like this almost two years ago. I obliged you. You never showed (and later lied and said you did).
"I'll give you the advantage of knowing what I look like. I don't care".
Judging by the way you carry yourself on here (you a deceiver, a liar and a cheat. which are all pretty much the same thing) the only one who would attempt to sucker punch anybody is you. So don't worry about me getting "the drop" on you because I won't. I fight fair. It's you who doesn't.
"You are all really big men on the internet. Lets see what kind of men you are in person"
okay the above doesn't make sense.
I'm the only one who can show up to meet you because Safety lives in the UK.
"I promise you I will show up this time, please give me another chance".
Ah ha! The truth finally comes out. Was that so hard?
See what I mean about you being a liar? Now how do you expect me to show up alone in front of the china theatre? You might bring a few of your (what would you call them?) "homies" to help you fight your own battle. Or worse. You could bring a weapon.
"Bleed I dont know who you are, or how you know Ryan Sims, or how you seemingly have seen one of my movies".
Yawn. This old chestnut.
"The fact that you bash them means nothing".
Keep telling yourself that and you might actually believe it.
The fact that your bothered by our comments contradicts your statement though.
"At least I have finished work. What do you have? A loser father and a failed career of your own".
Again assumptions. If you must know I'm in the middle of having a film completed. One big thing (that's apparently "taking me places" which is a quote said by somebody you actually know by the way. Ask around. It'll be the least likely person you can think of) and a whole bunch of little short films I made as a teen(short films that you do as a kid that don't really have a handle on your career. You must know. I'm sure you've done something like that before RB and Robin Hood when you were a kid as well. Most filmmakers do at least). And true you may have two films under your belt at the moment (although the quality of one is horrendous and nothing that will ever play at a theatre) but remember...look where your at.
Over the age of 35.
Me? I'm in my very early 20's. Think where I'll be at your age? At the rate your going (and at the rate I'm going) much further than you.
"All my stuff doesn't show up on IMDB? , give it time fellas".
Oh I have no doubt you were policeman #23 in Transformers. Sadly, that is all you will ever be. A nobody.
"Okay who will accept my challenge? And who will continue to hide on their computer?"
Again, only I can accept this challenge due to everybody else being in another country. Of course you know this.
"Its easy to sit back and roast someone when they cannot defend themselves".
Yeah, kinda like what you have been doing for your entire IMDB career?
"For the last time gentlemen, surrender is not in my creed".
I guess that's why you erased your VIKINGWARLORD account, and countless others, so we wouldn't find you again?
You only came back this time because we sent you some emails informing you we were here. Otherwise you would have stayed incognito.
"Thanks again for the meter bump! Have all your friends come here and post too, soon I'll be in the top 1000. Bring it. All of it".
We don't mind helping out a friend. Even if it won't help out his career.
"By the way bleed, that Paris picture was taken at a private house party in Venice, not at any formal function as you claim".
I'm I supposed to be impressed by this information?
Hate to shatter your ego but I'm not.
I have no reason to believe you but I have plenty of reason to doubt you.
But being the nice guy that I am, I'll take the benefit of the doubt and believe what you say is true.
Having said that, some rich white chick was invited to the same party as you were. WOW! Good on ya! And I suppose I should probably now brag about the amount of times I have been invited to Andy Garcia's house to wine and dine with the likes of Jerry Bruckheimer, Alexander Payne and several others, right?
No. I'm not like you.
"Now that you've found me, I think you assume I would run away".
I'm sure you contemplated it. Of course, these are just assumptions of mine.
"Not gonna happen. This is about to get interesting. LOL"
Yeah, for us.
"Its just too bad I cant find any of you here, SINCE YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTED -"
Who says I'm not (can't speak for safety on this matter)?
I'm not one to take pride in being on a public web page that has my resume and a few stupid pictures. Only arrogant fools would take pride in such a silly thing.
Sound like anybody you know?
Reviews
E Dio disse a Caino... (1970)
Lose the dark and murky 80's tapes and get the FrancoCleef reconstruction
After enduring ten years of hard labor for a crime he did not commit, Gary Hamilton (Klaus Kinski) is given a a presidential pardon (preposterous, but who cares?) and is let out of prison. After ten years of shoveling and smashing rocks in the hot sun there is only one thing on his mind, revenge. Revenge on Acombar, the man who framed him. Gary soon finds out that this same man is now the wealthiest land baron in the territory and is also sleeping with his wife. Gary purchases a rifle and (with what seems to be a never ending supply of bullets) sets out to extract his revenge on Acombar. But before Gary can get to him he must face 30 of Acombar's bodyguards during a conveniently well timed tornado at night.
Antonio Margheriti (better known as Anthony Dawson or Anthony S. Dawson) returns to his horror roots to direct this suspenseful revenge story. The movie has some fabulous atmosphere. The character of Gary Hamilton is treated as a supernatural by the villains. Wind picks up whenever he appears, animals make strange noises when his name is uttered and his arrival is signified by a threatening Tornando. This all adds to the horror element of the movie (also the fact that a large portion of the film takes place at night).
It's a good little western with a few atypical twists. However it doesn't all go off without a hitch. There is a very nasty pacing problem during the 45 minute storm segment where Hamilton hunts down each and every one of the villain's gunmen. Hamilton does this by firing from windows then ducking before the return fire reaches him and by firing his rifle from holes on the ground when down in a tunnel system under the town's buildings. This goes on for quite awhile. I'm sure you can agree with me when I say there is nothing more dull than some prick hiding behind a barrel and randomly picking off people every now and again. I Hate to see that in westerns. It's alright if it's used once or twice but when several action scenes are devoted to it for long periods of time something is certainly wrong.
In it's defense there are some really creative death scenes, an interesting use of a church bell as a weapon is of particular mention, however there is a severe lack of them overall. Too bad. I also thought that the virtually non-existent tornado should have played a larger role in the film as opposed to making a few cameo appearances as a gust of wind every now and again (they had a nice dust devil effect in "Matalo!". Why not here?). Perhaps the twister could have taken out a few baddies? mmm? Just a thought.
The cast is a good one. Kinski stars as the anti-hero Hamilton. It's almost a sick joke casting Klaus Kinski as a hero. The famous actor played mostly villains throughout his entire career and I have yet to see him playing a good guy in a spaghetti western. I suppose he liked the role because he would usually snag a part where he was on set for as little time as possible for as much money as possible.
Peter Carsten as the greedy Acombar does his job as a slimy no good and the pretty Marcella Michelangeli is unforgivable as Hamilton's cheating wife.
Composer Carlo Savina makes a good soundtrack here. I really like the title theme.
Despite it's faults And God Said To Cain is a welcome addition to any spaghetti western library and worth picking up.