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Paradise City (2022)
Embarrassing and disappointed isn't even the word.
If you think you're in for a good movie with some legendary actors... well then don't watch it.
It's bad I mean really really bad. I kept watching it because it was funny it was so bad. But not "cult"
classic funny. It looks like a cheesy cheap tv citcom.
Can't believe I had to watch travolta and Bruce Willis and Stephen Dwarf humiliate themselves by sinking to this level of bad. The whole movie is hilarious the tribe folk all have terrible Botox and lip injections and can't even take the screen without looking ridiculous and confused "duck faces" with no expression. How are you going to be convincing in a movie if your face DOESN'T MOVE?!? Just stop already. The fight scenes and gun training are soooo bad it's like I said "funny"
If you're gonna play a cop or RAMBO maybe just maybe you should learn how to at least hold a gun.
Anyway I could go on forever.
Watch it if you can make it past first 10min.
The Lair (2022)
Terrible! No weapons training at all.
Well the first 10 min the terrible actor with the big "balloons" is just atrocious and can't... act at all. She doesn't even shoulder her rifle shooting from the hip and killing a whole army by herself. At least learn how to hold a rifle if you are gonna play a freakin soldier let alone a female RAMBO. She had perfect hair in every scene and looks untouched even after climbing through a nasty drain and on and on.... She is such a bad actor that I couldn't even focus on the movie. I'm convinced that I might as well be in movies, why not? Seems like they will give anyone a roll. The fight scenes are hilariously bad but not enough to be "horribly funny". It's just a mess. And the accents... geez just terrible. Save yourself the pain of watching this botched up seizure inducing film. Just terrible man. Terrible. ...............
Black Mass (2015)
Joel edgerton ruins the whole movie... how he finds work?
Movie was great johny depp the man as always. But the Joel edgerton over acting and his accent just throw the whole actor away. Terrible. I couldn't get past it. Was pretty good but could've been great.
Ambulance (2022)
Nonsense... just terrible script.
To went into this movie with low expectations and was still disappointed. The ending was terrible.it had great effects and explosions but it was just terrible.
True Detective (2014)
1st season was great 2nd season just terrible
I liked the first season it was gripping and great acting and cinematography was perfect. The 2nd season was like watching a terrible movie that goes on to long. And doesn't make s as lot of sense. Writing was awful the whole thing stunk. Watch first season not 2 nd season.
8:46 (2020)
Just cringe dumb as hell. Didn't age well.
There's so much I can say. But this ain't it.
Sound like a very brainwashed by the news type of rant. That's what it is a RANT and was cringe at best.
Interview with a Hitman (2012)
Kid is terrible actor. Luke goss rocks
Love this movie but the kid who plays him is terrible always looking down like it's supposedly intense. He does the same thing in the Halloween movies.
Good movie but should've cast a different kid.
The Alpines (2021)
Terrible waste of time.
I was bored and put this on even though I knew it was gonna be bad. And my god, it was beyond bad. Just terrible. And I wasn't expecting Oscar winning performances but that was terrible. I never review movies but I had to warn the public.