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3/10
I wiped my mouth after that
18 March 2024
I only occasionally write reviews on IMDB, mostly when I feel that a movie is either heavily under- or overrated. Unfortunately, it is the latter for "Of Human Bondage".

I don't know Bette Davis very well, her only other film that comes to my mind from her is "Now, Voyager", in which I think she was pretty good. And if that movie made her star then this is probably the one good thing that came out of it, but for the life of me, I don't understand how people thought she did do well here.

Surely, her character must be one of the most one-dimensional ones that graced the silver screen, with no redeeming features whatsoever. If feels as if the tried just to be as pointlessly rude and unlikeable as she possibly could be in every scene. Not even real rude people do that. And for everyone who suspects that her cockney accent is well done, I suspect that they never spoke to a Cockney in their lives (sorry - I am from London so I am pretty familiar with it). I have sympathy for actors struggling with an accent that is not native to them, but if you cannot crack it at all, then just talk normally.

I think there is room for movies about characters who are obsessive about people that are bad for them, but this one makes no attempt whatsoever at explaining Leslie Howard's infatuation with her. It just seems completely arbitrary and strange. Probably it is better explained in the book but I am reviewing the movie, not the book.

Apart from that, the film is full of wooden acting and a wooden scripting, like we know from many (though by no means all of the) movies from the 30s. Sometimes I feel that when people finally cracked good film making in the silent area, talkies came along and it took another ten years to work out properly how to make them well.

Trying to say something good about the film, I'd say that Davis' physical deterioriation towards the end is pretty well done, though not as impressive as Enid Bennett's in "The Red Lily".
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Arrival (II) (2016)
4/10
Not that good
10 March 2023
Have you ever wondered how humans from completely different cultures learned each other's language? And how on earth weight communicate with aliens if we ever met them ? Arrival explores this and with the great Amy Adams in the lead role, what could be not to like ? I really wanted to like this movie but, alas, it sadly turned out to be rather mediocre. The methods you would have to employ to learn alien language would undoubtedly be extremely arduous and difficult so it is understandable that this is not portrayed in minute detail. However, at the beginning you get a good idea of the methods that are employed to communicate but sadly, the film quickly looses focus of this and it is not really developed any further. You just have to accept that they crack each other's language and can communicate relatively fluidly. And so it moves on to a confusing mish mash of time travel (sort of), humanity at peace and the death of Adam's daughter which does not seem to add anything to the story. Nothing is really explained, pretentious concepts are just thrown around in the hope that you believe they somehow make sense.

Worst of all, the movie commits the cardinal sins of being simply boring. I found myself looking at my watch countless times. A sad failure.
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Us (I) (2020)
7/10
Good but could have been great
13 August 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I watched Us only knowing the very basic outline of the story. After the first 10 minutes or so I expected another mildly entertaining but not too absorbing slot filler but gradually it got a lot deeper, darker and better than expected. At the beginning, we learn about a marriage on the rocks (though not necessarily beyond repair), but gradually the even worse relationship issues between father and son move to the foreground. The characters were finely drawn and strong and charismatic performances make you care deeply about the protagonists, despite their flaws (okay to be honest only Tom Hollander's Douglas is flawed, the other two are rather angelic, a bit more balance could have helped but this is only a minor quibble). I was also unable to guess the ending, reconciliation always looks as likely as break-up.

Unfortunately the last episode is a bit of a letdown, quite a bit actually. The climax (supposed to be a sort of painful but cathartic reunion between father and son) is dealt with far too quickly. For example, there is a lot of dramatic potential in the fact that Douglas apologises but for everything he says he puts in some relativation like "you have not always been easy too" or "I still think I had a point" . But this element is sadly not really explored at all. And after a few minutes all the justified anger, frustration and confusion Albie's side has suddenly disappeared for no obvious reason, never to surface again and father and son are the best chums again. Rather than tacking on that silly and useless heart attack plot line that comes out of nowhere and goes nowhere, a lot more time could have spent on father and son coming to terms with each other. Given the three excellent episodes that precede the last one, this is still very much worth watching though.

One thing deserves particular mention: I don't think I have ever seen a movie or TV series in my life that features older and younger versions of the same characters that are so incredibly well matched to each other. Not just looks but also accent, mannerisms, behaviour - just everything is absolutely pitch perfect. I don't know in which order the scenes were shot or how much effort which actor deliberately spent on mirroring the other one but there really are some Bafta-worthy performances here.
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5/10
Baffled
21 January 2022
With all the good reviews and high ratings, I was looking forward to watching Akira Kurasawa's Hidden Fortress. In the end, while I would not rate it as a complete failure, I was left baffled at where its supposed greatness lies.

The story centers around two Japanese peasants caught up in a war, who meet two strangers (unbeknown to them an important general accompanying a princess) and employed by them to support them during a passage through enemy territory.

The journey only begins about in the middle of the film, not much happens in the overlong first half. Most of the first half is spent in the "Hidden Fortress" of the title, with the general getting ready for the journey and apparently "testing" the peasants by giving them the task to dig for a hidden treasure although he actually knows where it is all along, Nothing of significance happens here. The pace finally picks up when they start their journey. From the on, the plot gets better, mainly typical "quest" adventure fare, solid but not outstanding, with a spear battle between Mifune's general and a rival military leader as the one highlight that I would consider having some claim to greatness.

Even more disappointing than the plot are the characters. Toshiro Mifune's charisma goes to some lengths to save the general's character. The three remaining characters are paper thin and annoying The peasants are merely caricatures that serve to be made fun of but the laughs, if there are any, would be at their stupidity rather than anything else - imagine Laurel and Hardy without and good gags.

As far as the princess is concerned - I think one should be careful to judge actors in foreign language films but in this case I would be prepared to say that her acting is atrocious. It consists of looking at nobody in particular and shouting out haughty statements. There is some attempt at in depth characterisation - I think she is supposed to be wise beyond her age and relish the hardship of the journey as it helps her to get to know her people better, but this whole plot line is just poorly executed.

A last plus poiint, the cinematography is pretty good and the costumes, the set and the battle/crowd scenes are designed and shot to a high standard (although the princess's mini skirt and blouse somehow seem very much to look forward to womenswear of the late 1950s and 60s - but what do I know about Japanese fashion in the medieval times or whenever this film is set). All in all it is a bit of disappointment, though.
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Hell's Hinges (1916)
7/10
Technically impressive but thin story
4 March 2021
I have to admit that I do not quite understand why "Hell's Hinges" is held in such high regard. It is by no means bad and has certainly a few things going for it: Given that movies were still in their infancy when this was produced, it is made very professionally (it helps that hundred years on, the movie is still in a much better condition than many of its contemporaries). The sets are elaborate, there are a lot of crowd scenes that are choreographed to a high degree of sophistication and William S Hart delivers his usual, highly charismatic performance. The fire scenes towards the end of the movie are particularly worth mentioning. The atmosphere of panic and the blaze of the fire are very palpable.

However, in my opinion, this cannot fully compensate for a thin plot, even for those times. If you know that the story is about a bad hombre who suddenly turned good after his eyes fell on the pious sister of a preacherman, you practically know everything. No character has any depth, there is nothing that makes the sudden conversion of Hart's character credible. In fact, there isn't really any conversion, as we are merely told at the beginning that he is 'a man-killer whose philosophy of life is summed up in the creed "Shoot first and do your disputin' afterwards"' - but on screen, the worst thing he does is having a drink in the saloon. So the potentially most interesting thread of the story goes completely to waste. The fall of Jack Standing's Reverend is just as incomprehensible. (Being a weak character is one thing, completely abandoning every shred of respectability within about 10 minutes of arriving in the town, especially as your life more or less depends on it, is quite another). The love interest (Clara Williams) stands in various corners and looks piously on while events are unfolding - we learn practically nothing about her. And to top it all off, after the lead character has been fully converted from evil gun slinger to good man, he decides to burn down a whole town in revenge. A true Christian ! Even for those times, there are plenty of movies who do a much better job in storytelling than this one (Hart's earlier vehicle "The Bargain", shot two years earlier, for a start). Five stars for the technical achievements and production values, plus two for Hart's charisma and performance, not much else here.
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7/10
Let down by the finale
26 August 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Looking at the reviews on this site, it is clear that "you either love it or hate" is more true for Apocalypse Now than for almost any other movie. I beg to differ from both camps. It is a film that contains some greatness but is too long and overblown and ultimately lets itself down badly towards the end.

The story is quickly told - special forces officer Walter Kurtz (Marlon Brando) has apparently gone insane and set himself up in Cambodia as independent warlord and Captain WiIllard (Martin Sheen) has been sent on a special mission by the US high command to kill him. The movie consists mainly of his journey up the Nung river in a small patrol boat. Willard is clearly already mentally damaged by the war by earlier events, but as he now travels up the river, he descends mentally more and more into hell. At the same time, as he studies Kurtz' dossier, he gradually feels drawn closer to him as he understands his mindset better and better. Apocalypse Now is as much a psychological study as a movie about the war, but for me the build up (Willard's journey up the Nung) is way too long. Most of the scenes do not propel the plot forward, but serve to portray the horrors of the war and what it does to its participants and there is nothing wrong with that, but the result does feel a bit like some incoherent mess that could have done with a lot tighter editing. Yes, you do get a real sense of the horrors and dehumanisation of the war, but there is a lot in there that adds nothing to either plot, characterisation or setup. I have only seen the redux version and actually found especially the French plantation version, that is only included here, remarkably pointless but I have the feeling that I would even find the original version way too long. Still up to then, it is an extraordinary film that contains a lot once you get past the pomp and over-indulgence, but the ending really lets it down. After all this build-up, you get an incoherent Marlon Brando mumbling pseudo-meaningful lines and what's left of the plot simply disintegrates. If feels as if spending 150 minutes drawing up a larger than life character and preparing us for something special, Coppola had no idea what actually to do with him once he came on screen and was glad that Marlon Brando proved difficult and strange on set and more or less ad-libbed enigmatic lines that he came up with himself. For me, this turned a nearly great (though by no means "best ever") into a merely good movie that thinks too much of itself and finally succumbs to its own pomp.
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A Special Day (1977)
6/10
Not bad but somewhat overrated
16 August 2020
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A story of love and humanity against a fascist backdrop tends to have viewers falling over themselves with their praise and this is also true for "A Special Day" with Sophia Loren and Marcello Mastroianni. There is indeed a lot to like about this movie, not least two incredibly strong and charismatic performances by the actors playng the two lead characters - a housewife and a sacked radio presenter who get close to each other despite (at least initially) politically opposing views. However, for me, there were also some major flaws to that movie. I am not aware of it being adopted from a stage play, but it would not surprise me at all if it was. The characters are overdrawn and the dialog is often stilted - something that I can quite happily accept on stage but I don't like in cinema (as an aside, I watched the English dubbed version - I was surprised that this movie even has been dubbed, and also a bit disappointed as I don't mind subtitles and find dubbing usually unreal and jarring, but have to say that in this case, the dubbing was technically excellent and hardly noticeable) . One example is Gabriele's behaviour when they first meet which is eccentric, if not rude and overbearing; I don't think that Antonietta would have put up with him for very long. The love making scenes (if you can call them that) are hard to watch because of their awkwardness, but the worst is that the creators thought that having the characters embark on a sexual affair in the first place was a good idea, this also does not feel real for the characters and I believe that the story would have been much stronger had the feelings of the characters for each other remained on a platonic level. I want to emphasise that many of the good things said by other reviewers about this movie are true and I don't need to repeat them here, but this is not the unflawed masterpiece that it thinks it is.
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Beginners (2010)
1/10
A sad and boring film for sad and boring people
9 July 2015
Although I use IMDb a lot, I think this is only the second or third review I have ever written in at least 10 years. I usually don't feel that I have a lot to add to the many useful reviews and in this case, too, my points have more or less been made already, but I feel that it is impossible for me to not add my voice to those who want to warn their fellow human beings about this pretence of a film. We get to learn about this guy whose parents have just died and his Dad, who lived slightly longer, came out to be gay after his Mum's death. So he's all really depressed (not that he's an orphan, he's actually in his thirties) and spends his days working on sad cartoons, looking sad, feeling sad and wondering why this whole world is such a sad place. The word "sad" crops up about every two minutes and must be the most widely used word in the entire film, both spoken and in writing. Now, before you feel too sorry for this bloke you should understand that he's got a great house, a good job, a few friends and, wait for it, a really hot girl friend (why she is attracted to him is anyone's guess). But when they move together, he can't even enjoy this but keeps being sad about, err, honestly, I don't know about what, he just is sad for the sake of it. You could think that this is a film about clinical depression as mental illness (just like A Beautiful Mind being about schizophrenia), but there is no hint of that and I don't think it is meant to be. What it is meant to be I have not figured out but it does achieve nothing except for being a complete empty, trite and shallow bore.
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Half Nelson (2006)
2/10
One to avoid
5 December 2011
Half Nelson is about a history teacher in an inner city NY school who is somehow ever so cool because he really engages children and all the other teachers are so hopeless that it can be no surprise that these kids are so disinterested in everything. If only we had more teachers like that. How does he do it ? Well, he makes history really interesting by talking about change, and big ideas clashing, and other hackneyed soundbites all the time but they never seem to learn any facts or events because this would be way too boring. He is also so cool that he has to walk around all day with a really bemused look on his face, you know, this look of the only sane person in a sea of fools. You also need to understand that when he is not heroically helping children, he is a drug addict and gets up to all sorts of things that are usually considered as not good for you. You will wonder how he can sustain this habit and his teaching at the same time, but I guess that this is actually the only part of the film that makes some sense because his lessons never look as if he has done any preparation for them, but that he rather makes them up as he goes along - lots of phoneyism and no substance. Now, he also gets to meet this really street wise black girl who really takes care of him although he offers her nothing much in return and there is no obvious explanation why she seems to like this idiot who is not even particularly nice to her. According to some other reviews of this film, they somehow seem to help each other but this is strange because nothing in their lives is going anywhere. If you like that sort of thing and films without plot, dialog, likable characters or anything of interest to speak of, then this film is for you, otherwise best to avoid.
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The Pianist (2002)
8/10
Masterpiece with one flaw
10 May 2009
"The pianist" by Roman Polanski is a masterpiece that graphically depicts the horror of the Nazi time in occupied countries, especially, of course, for Jews, and gives you a better, for more vivid, idea of how it must have felt for the affected people in those days, more so than any history book. It does so without relishing in unnecessary gore - don't get me wrong, the scenes depicted in the film are harrowing enough, but there are certainly much more graphical accounts of the holocaust and you never feel that the film "indulges" in those pictures for the sake of it. But you get a real sense for how, little by little, the Nazi's pulled the rug under the feet of the Jews, making life a bit more difficult for them every day to the bitter end.

There are many other good things to say about the film, which are already said so I don't want to repeat this any more. My only problem with this film is like with some other biographies or epic narrative that stretch a period of time, especially if centred around one characters is that there is a certain lack of interpersonal drama here. Szpilman, the main protagonist is the cornerstone of the film but we get to know very little about anyone else in the movie and therefore, we feel that we don't even get to know Szpilman really well, for there is no better way of characterising a human being than through his interaction with others. He doesn't even seem to be close to anyone. He has some family and some admirers but always seems a bit aloof. To the people who save his life, he expresses gratitude but rarely concern, personal interest or asks if he could help.

Apart from that, it is a great movie that deserves much of the applause it gets.
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Garden State (2004)
2/10
Oh dear
12 November 2008
It is amazing how many people like this movie and what a good rating it gets from IMDb. I often use IMDb to help me choosing films and by and large, I find the ratings quite meaningful. However, after watching Garden State I find myself in the rare situation of completely disagreeing with the bulk of reviews. I have been looking for clues inside the reviews, anything that I may have missed but could not find anything to persuade me that this film is not the most boring, dull and pointless trash that I have seen for a long time. Zero characters, zero story development. The people in this film act just downright stupidly, most particularly the character of Sam (Natalie Portman) who confuses being weird with being interesting - her antics are just downright stupid. Largeman (Zach Braff) sleepwalks emotionless through his role, you get the feeling that he doesn't really want to be there (which is surprising, given that this is very much his own film). I suppose that this is the idea of Largeman the character but then why make a film about someone as bland as this ? This most certainly not the generation that I know and that I am part of (as some reviews appear to suggest). If anything meaningful can be said about this film it is that this is about a bunch of uninteresting saddoes who do not appreciate the gift of life that they got and simply don't know what to do with themselves.
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Midnight Run (1988)
10/10
DeNiro at his very very best
10 May 2008
DeNiro plays an ex-cop who works for Joe Pantoliano's "bail bond" agency, bringing back prisoners who jumped bail. He is asked to find Charles Grodin, a mafia accountant who embezzled money from Mafia boss Dennis Farina. Finding mild mannered accountant Grodin is the easiest bit but he needs to return him from New York to Los Angeles and Grodin successfully gets his way out of an air plane faking excessive fear of flying. So he has to return him in a cross-country trip, with Farina's goons, the FBI and rival headhunter John Ashton on his heels ... While I always considered DeNiro a good actor, I also thought that he was still a little bit over-hyped. For me, however, Midnight Run is the film that truly confirms him among the greatest and most versatile actors ever. Midnight Run is an absolute joy to watch because it contains so many quirky characters and actors that have so much chemistry between each other and seem to enjoy themselves from the first to the last second of the film (from the many great performances in the film I would also, apart from DeNiro, single out Joe Pantoliano in particular). In the sense of sheer exuberance of the characters I would compare this film to "The big Lebowski". And the plot is complicated but never confusing. It is obviously as contrived as these kind of stories go but never in an intelligence-insulting way and extremely funny, in a sense which reminds me of "The Big Lebowski".
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Me You Them (2000)
7/10
Thoughtful, beautiful movie but slow start
5 May 2008
Single mother Darlene from rural Brazil marries Osias, a local pensioner. He neglects her emotionally and treats her like a servant. So she looks for other men for emotional and practical support ... Like many other films from developing countries, it is less polished and stylised than your typical Hollywood movie and is relatively slow moving. In fact, the only negative thing I have to say is that in the first half it really is too slow moving. The plot only takes off in the second half and it is only now that the characters start to develop greater depth and complexity and you wish, afterwards, that more time had been spent on this part of the film. Apart from that, it is beautifully shot and contains in Darlene's charismatic character a person that retains an enormous amount of genuine happiness even in the most adverse circumstances. It is also, despite the extreme poverty it depicts, warm, funny and has three brilliant actors in the main roles, with Lima Duarte (Osias) standing out in particular.
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