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A Beauty & the Beast Christmas (2019)
Garbage
If I could give 0 stars I would, it's so bad. There's such thing as so bad it's funny... well this is not the case here. Not at all...avoid and don't waste your time. How even got a rating of 4.5 is beyond me.
Jupiter Ascending (2015)
Bad....quite, quite bad
Well...if you want to watch it for its special effects by all means do it but wait until is free, on the TV and you can do something else during the boring bits (quite a lot of them I'm sorry to say) Like the special effects...battle scenes were quite good I thought even though some critics say were messy.
The story could have been quite good but the characters so crappy to be comical. The 3 brothers were your typical idiots with too much sense of entitlement. The older one looked like he was always on drugs or something that make it look more of a ridiculous figure than a fearsome one. Younger brother was an unctuous idiot and the sister appeared and disappeared without leaving trace apart from a view of her ass to remember her...sooo bland a character as to be almost invisible. Mila's character is of a little idiot that ca be convinced to do anything you want... appears to have the personality of a paperweight...god she was driving me crazy with the wish to slap her every other scene! Best times were when she didn't have any dialog and the camera was just focusing on those perfect smoky eyes even while cleaning toilets.... who cleans toilets in full make up fgs! And her family...? a bunch of sandwiches short of a picnic....btw that little boy needs therapy....or maybe some brain cells? Watch it if you want and enjoy the sci-fi side it ...but make sure you don't have any expectations and maybe a good book on the side but whatever you do don't pay to watch it....better to use that money in maybe toilet cleaners.
Taken: The Search for Sophie Parker (2013)
Awful... plain and simple.
One of the worst films ever. In few minutes they find the first link to solve the kidnapping but hey lets wait 2 o 3 days wasting our time....again in the club the suspect is there but again ...hey lets give him a chance to run... such a wasted opportunity with the 2 main leads being quite the tough girls but time after time a simple push seems to be enough for said tough girls to fall over. There are bad films that are so bad are funny. This one cannot even claim that.
Unfortunately is predictable, stupid, unbelievable. ...pls do not waste your time with this rubbish, I could not even finish watching was so awful. Cannot understand how someone can give this thing 5 stars...would have give it 0 if I could. Wish the option was there in this case