This movie is so bad, it is beyond words. The acting is so pathetic, it hurts to watch, and the whole thing is obviously set in the Phillipines because it was cheaper to hire extras and rent the drug baron's mansion for a couple of days there, instead of in Japan. Never mind that it throws any logic the script might have possessed right out the window. The acting is about as good as the one you'll likely find in a porn movie, but rather than be a lame excuse for tying together the sex scenes, it is here used to tie together the fighting sequences.
This movie is hardly able to stand up to a bad episode of the A-Team. The script, for example, is stupid beyond words. Some examples:
This movie is hardly able to stand up to a bad episode of the A-Team. The script, for example, is stupid beyond words. Some examples:
- The mandatory european-accent bad guy has a ninja training camp in his back yard (no, not on some secluded island far away from prying eyes. Literally his back yard). They basically run around and jump off springboards. Always a valuable combat skill.
- When part of a convoy that gets hi-jacked, the hero starts hitting one hi-jacker, then another. Meanwhile the other 25 or so with automatic weapons just look at him walk up to one after another and beat them up without as much as turning off the safety on their guns.
- In the end, when the good guys storm the bad guy's mansion, suddenly explosions go off at random intervals and places. Which is a pity, seeing as nobody have cannons or even grenades. I assumed it was just the ninjas starting to self-destruct.